Industrial, usually installed in Cafeterias Though normally instead of settings like this you’d have some thing like
1 = 10s
2 = 30s
3 = 45s
4 = 1m
ect.
you push the button and it starts with a preset time.
Our new microwave is like that…except it stops at 6. I didn’t understand it at first, and it was annoying as hell. It does have a 30 sec. button, and anything smaller, you have to hit time cook, then the numbers like a regular microwave….or just hit a number, and let it cook for however long I wanted it to, and remember to not walk away.
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What type of microwave has a 10 button on it?
Industrial, usually installed in Cafeterias Though normally instead of settings like this you’d have some thing like
1 = 10s
2 = 30s
3 = 45s
4 = 1m
ect.
you push the button and it starts with a preset time.
It had a dial, not buttons.
Can I dial pizza delivery on it after I’ve nuked my lunch into another dimension?
You only have 35 minutes for lunch. Then you get hit by a toilet seat from the de-orbiting Mir space station.
Im confusd. I nede two coock for 11 minuets. Wut buton du i poosh?
That would be 101, as 10+1 equals 11.. D’uh!
Two coock for 11 minuets? Wouldn’t you rather have 1 for 22 instead?
The grammar nazis know where you live. We are coming to get you.
My microwave goes to eleven.
For $2000 I can make you one that goes to 12.
WOW…thats.less.than.200.per…uh…that’s.a.good.deal!
It explains everything! Everything is so much clearer now:)
At that rate, trying to cook 20 things would cause a supernova.
How do I warm something for30 seconds?
Press “1” then stop it after 30 seconds. . .
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lol i like the title
How should the user interpolate between the values on the chart?
Press the next higher number and open the door before the timer dings.
Somewhere, deep in the heart of Southern Dumbfuckistan, a redneck is looking at this picture and saying: “I don’t get it.”
Our new microwave is like that…except it stops at 6. I didn’t understand it at first, and it was annoying as hell. It does have a 30 sec. button, and anything smaller, you have to hit time cook, then the numbers like a regular microwave….or just hit a number, and let it cook for however long I wanted it to, and remember to not walk away.
To the guy who wrote the sign — there’s this abbreviation called etc…oh, forget it.
He would have lost most of his audience.
Yes, there is a certain tension to the way the plot flows. You wonder how it’s going to end.
“If you make it Idiot proof, You will just find a Better Idiot”
Nothing is more true, or less unfortunate.
Wouldn’t a ‘better idiot’ be smarter, thus less idiotic?
A bigger negative number wouldn’t be closer to 0 imo.
Better in this case means creative. Stupidity can be creative. Check the Darwin Awards.
my microwave goes to 11
NYEMT cracked that 46 hours & 4 minutes before you did.
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My microwave goes to 11.
Is this something to do with 2012?
i need one of these at my work. along with one that states the 60 seconds = 1 minuet. i seriously get asked this all the time.