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I Imagine This is Pretty Effective
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Oddly Specific - Funny Signs 
Then we’ll make you buy the rebar for full MSRP!
perfect ending
So I’m only gonna be back real quick..
Can’t read the sign. Ads covered it up.
same here. amazing we pay plenty to be on AOL and they hide content with ads you can’t get of. Oh and what about videos- you have to watch a 30 second AD for a video thats 20 seconds long. Am tring of AOL and their thirst for AD REVENUES.
People still use AOL?
AOL rocks i am using prodigy and compuserv! one day I will know that you can use the internet without AOL.
OMG I love AOL and my new blazing 2400-baud modem plugged into my Commodore 64.
I have not used AOL since 1995, when I was using my super fast 486 Packard Bell. LOL!
I had one of those. I sold it to a consignment store.
So, it fell into your hands, did it?
Seems that you still use AOL
I’m using an AbbAcus.
Wasn’t that a foul-mouthed Rock band from the 70’s/80’s?
actually, the free aol stuff is pretty good. i really enjoy it.
Your mom still uses AOL.
hahahaha
You still pay for AOL? If you have cable or dsl it’s been free for like 6-7 years.
Same here, I get it free
Where is it free? I would like to know, Please. Thanks!
You PAY to be on AOL?? Why? AOL has been FREE for a few years now! seriously.. The only difference between free and paying is that with free you can’t get phone help.
what people actually used to pay for aol? they never mentioned it when i got an account
You actually managed to get any sort ACTUAL help when you were paying for it? Blimey! What deal did you have?
Another difference is that you have to pay when it’s not free
Dude, Who in there right mind pays for AOL? ITS FREE! I hav’nt paid in 10 years. you just need lass than 5 screen nemes
Just refresh the page. It doesn’t load correctly unless you refresh the page.
if you have cable aol is FREE
THEY ARE DOING THAT TO ME NOW WANT TO CHARGE ME FOR TIST CRAP ON AOL HOW DO YUO STOP IT?
how do you stop aol from charging customers
There’s still an AOL? Who uses that, someone’s 90 yr old Grandmother on their dial-up modem? Not to sound too smug, but yeah, AOL sucks a fatty…
If you can find an old AOL 6.0 disc and load it as your primary account, it doesn’t support any of the more annoying ad content.
Dude AOL is FREE. If you are paying for it you are getting hosed. It has been free for about 2 or 3 years now.
Then be a normal person. Use Mozilla Firefox and get Ad-Block Plus and you won’t see any ads.
could not read the whole thing either some add for cross dressing essentials waw blocking it so therefore NOTHING got my full attention I moved on
Me neither. Not going to waste my time visiting this site again. Clearly the owner is more interested in ad revenue than in people actually seeing what’s on the site.
So how do I get the ticket?
That’s easy.
It just goes into the system… they’ll find it the next time you’re pulled over.
I saw one at Chipotle the other day that said “Our Burritos are big, but our parking lot isn’t! Spaces are for customers only. Violators will be towed, crushed, melted, and pounded into foil”
That’s very funny!
The photo is fake, but I like the wording
Ya know… now that you mention it.
It does look like it’s simply “pasted” to a picture of a garage door.
I bet it would be effective though.
Why are you paying for AOL? It’s been free for 2 or 3 years IF you have your own internet provider. You only pay for AOL if you still have dial-up.
Who has dial-up anymore? Call AOL, discontinue your billing. Yes, you get to keep your screen names.
Mind your own business, scrub.
No need to call AOL to get free AOL. Update your own account. Just go to your HELP, then ACCOUNTS/BILLING, click to PLAN and choose free. If you never change it, they will keep billing you. The only reason you need to pay is if you have Dial-up, and then it is 9.95, I think.
Easy way to get rid of a junk car!
I am fascinated to learn that people still use AOL…. and they’re paying for it???
I saw this sign at Nauvoo Products in Nauvoo, IL. There was another that went with it as well beside a container of rebar that had an arrow and said, “Last Car Parked Here (rest of car is reinforcing Blimpe’s parking lot)
people who live in rural areas use dial-up i used dial-up till a few months ago when i switched to the verizon mifi which is about 3 times faster and costs the same as dial-up.
do that to me and see what happens to your business after i come back in the middle of the nite , you know what they say about payback …. have a nice day 🙂
There’s a typo in this sign. Instead of “whats” — it should be “what’s” for “what is”. Other than this, it’s a great sign.
Just get over yourself…!!!
Overheard downtown as I sat at an outdoor cafe: “Hey, you can’t park here, see the Emergency Vehicle Lane Markings?”as the guy blocks an entrance ‘I have diplomatic immunity, it’s okay. The guy comes out not too much later, his car all dinged up, and keyed by ppl pissed that they had to squeeze by to get to the entrance during the busy lunch rush; ‘What happened, why didn’t you stop them?’ to the contruction guy that told him he couldn’t park there. The contruction worker said; “There was nothing I could do, it was some guy with diplomatic immunity!”
Mess with my ride – let me fin out – I got somethin for ya. Truth !
Russell,are you an idiot??wtf was that comment suppose to say??”Let me fin out-Truth” Are you 12 years old?
Yo, true dat, Russell!
Hah! Is dat y’all street name?
Yeah… Rusell.
I’m ascared a you!
People with revenge on their minds will find the remains of their cars in the steel of jail bars. Everything’s on camera these days and they would be the first suspects anyway. Humor wins the day!!!
all of u talkin bout aol, what does that have to do with this?? and all of the ‘payback’ people, get a life. ull waste half of it with that mess, grow up. and HAHAHAHA love the signs and funny stuff, its awesom ^.^ just dont park there duh. lol
and some people just don’t read the sighns!!! always in a hurry to go noware….(Oh I Didn’t See IT !)
I’ve been with AOL since ’93, and I love it. I’ve tried other ISP’s but they just don’t measure up to AOL to me. But I pay $26 a month for it, and now I find I can get it for free!? How do I keep the same service without paying for it? And will I still have tech support for the rare ocassions when I do need it? Will I still have the same version that I have now (9.0 VR)?
“Belle:” Even if you’re stuck with dial-up, like I am, AOL will give you a much better rate if you ask them, especially if you try to cancel your account! I’m paying $11.99 right now, and could have still been paying $4.95, except that I’m online too much, and the extra per-minute cost was too much. I opted for the $11.99 plan, and have unlimited minutes. You’ve been paying about a hundred and fifty dollars a year too much, because they won’t tell you unless you threaten to switch ISPs.
Belle,
AOL is free, same version, everything. You can even keep your e-mail. Stop throwing your hard earned cash away on aol. Now, I say this and make the presumption you have fast internet, are not on a modem, etc.
If the car is sold for parts then there will be no car to melt. Should read, “parts from it will be sold”. Grammatical retards created the sign.
It clearly says “what is left will be melted” as in, the parts of the car not sold.
Don’t ever buy Cricket for wifi
and used to hit you over the head
the sign is funny but what is even more funny it that people are talking about aol. there are people trying to help. it is even more funny.
LOL,,,,, I’m on here right now with Cricket … And the sign is like something people around here would just laugh at as the low-lifes don’t have to do as everybody else do, “this is a free country… do as i want” attitude …. Oh my account on AOL is also a free account.
in my country we only have wifi. but i still dont pay. wtf why would you pay.
Yes, you can get AOL for free, any version you want, but no live help, either chat or phone. Not like they were ever that much help anyway. I actually weaned myself off AOL, use Firefox, which is much faster. I am still able to access my AOL mail account (which I have had for 12 years) from Firefox. Serves me well that way.
what is aol?
so can I park here?
People who still pay for AOL are the ones who park where these signs are than act surprized “I didn’t know”
I am surprised you knew how to spell “surprized” with the r, but still spelled it wrong, and I’m sure your use of “than” instead of “then” was just a typo.
My car is junk anyway.
AOL FTL!!
AOL FTL!!!