If You Need These Instructions, Please Step Away from the Cooking Device

If You Need These Instructions, Please Step Away from the Cooking Device

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34 Responses to If You Need These Instructions, Please Step Away from the Cooking Device

  1. Brittany says:

    What type of microwave has a 10 button on it?

    • dysan says:

      Industrial, usually installed in Cafeterias Though normally instead of settings like this you’d have some thing like
      1 = 10s
      2 = 30s
      3 = 45s
      4 = 1m

      you push the button and it starts with a preset time.

  2. InkyBloc says:

    It had a dial, not buttons.

    • Gemenon says:

      Can I dial pizza delivery on it after I’ve nuked my lunch into another dimension?

    • Daria says:

      You only have 35 minutes for lunch. Then you get hit by a toilet seat from the de-orbiting Mir space station.

  3. Rich says:

    Im confusd. I nede two coock for 11 minuets. Wut buton du i poosh?

  4. NYEMT says:

    My microwave goes to eleven.

  5. It explains everything! Everything is so much clearer now:)

  6. Derek says:

    At that rate, trying to cook 20 things would cause a supernova.

  7. Angele says:

    How do I warm something for30 seconds?

  8. Mrs Rochester says:

    lol i like the title

  9. Dwight K. Schrute says:

    How should the user interpolate between the values on the chart?

  10. Sarge says:

    Somewhere, deep in the heart of Southern Dumbfuckistan, a redneck is looking at this picture and saying: “I don’t get it.”

  11. Diane says:

    Our new microwave is like that…except it stops at 6. I didn’t understand it at first, and it was annoying as hell. It does have a 30 sec. button, and anything smaller, you have to hit time cook, then the numbers like a regular microwave….or just hit a number, and let it cook for however long I wanted it to, and remember to not walk away.

  12. Spoo says:

    To the guy who wrote the sign — there’s this abbreviation called etc…oh, forget it.

  13. BigBadJon says:

    “If you make it Idiot proof, You will just find a Better Idiot”

    Nothing is more true, or less unfortunate.

  14. uber says:

    my microwave goes to 11

  15. l'ecossaisse says:

    Is this something to do with 2012?

  16. candice says:

    i need one of these at my work. along with one that states the 60 seconds = 1 minuet. i seriously get asked this all the time.

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