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They’re in for a rather rude awakening once the stomping begins.
Must Be Pinot Noir
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in soviet russia, grapes sleep, you grow on trees
Yes dont make too much noise we need the wine to be good and not grumpy
They’re sleeping off the night before. What happens in the vineyard, stays in the vineyard.
Well, wake them up! It’s the weekend and we’re going to need them.
dont kick the grapes either, theyre very sensitive
If you wake them from their nap, they might get angry, and you don’t want to feel the wrath of grapes.
Nighty-night, grapes!
Local sign! It’s because dust from the road encourages pests on the grapes.
I’ve seen this on one of the Cheezeburger sites before. Someone who’s a wine grape grower said that the dust stirred up by cars can actually harm the grapes.
*blares horn, watches as grapes shrivel into raisins*
aww, I’m seeing them in little night caps all tucked up in their little beds ^_^