I’m Going To Go Ahead And Take A Left

Funny Signs - I'm Going To Go Ahead And Take A Left

Submitted by: dunno source via Oddly Specific

I don’t even want to know what the “minnow shot” is.

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53 Responses to I’m Going To Go Ahead And Take A Left

  1. Tim says:

    Like drinking tequila with a worm.
    Only it’s a minnow.
    And some Mad Dog 20/20.

  2. dijital101 says:

    Hooray for the Lake of the Ozarks. I’ve been to Big Dick’s several times. The minnow shot is a shot with a live minnow in it, you swallow it whole.

  3. Sarge says:

    Minnow shot.. so that’s what they’re calling it now. Huh.

    • TJ says:

      It’s a shot of lemonade (or something, I don’t remember) with a live minnow in it and you’re supposed to drink it, minnow and all.

  4. Bob says:

    The minnow shot is when you take a shot of something with a live minnow in it, and swallow the thing whole. Gross, right?

    • Snookie_Townshend says:

      I’d actually come up with several other interpretations, but they were equally gross, possibly illegal and/or anatomically impossible.

  5. JThump says:

    I actually have a friend that has a lake house near this place. The “minnow shot” is where they put a minnow in a glass and you swallow it like a shot.

    Though a “minnow shot” could be something more interesting…

  6. TJ says:

    My high school class went there on senior trip. It’s actually a pretty decent restaurant. It’s somewhere near Lake of the Ozarks.

  7. SAGirl says:

    Oh my gosh, I know this place! It’s in Texas, near the San Antonio area (I think). The restaurant is supposed to be really good, and on an offhand note, a friend of mine got a t-shirt there. It had an attractive teenage girl holding a chicken next to an old man, with the man saying, “Hey, why don’t you come over here and stroke my cock?” FTW

    • Amanda says:

      No, it’s not in Texas, it’s in Missouri at the Lake of the Ozarks. 573 is the central mo area code.

  8. hamstap85 says:

    halfway inn? are they even realizing what they’re offering!?

  9. Micheal Scott says:

    That’s what she said.

  10. Seibee says:

    Everything on that sign could be taken the wrong way. I wonder if they know it?

  11. Jake says:

    It’s in Missouri. Penis jokes are their highest form of humor.

    • Ignia says:

      Not true!

      Politician and liar (cough) I mean… Lawyer… jokes are our highest form of humor.

      Oh, and screwing sheep. Can’t forget the sheep.

  12. says:

    This is awesome.

  13. says:

    Everything about this is awesome.

  14. Stueymon says:

    surely if it was that big, you’d only want it half way in? Well thats what girls tell me anyway 😀 (….no they dont)

  15. Auralei says:

    According to UrbanDictionary.com, a minnow shot is “A drink whereby a live minnow (preferably a rainbow minnow) is put in a shot of beer. When the shot is drank, the head is tipped back and beer is kept in the mouth so the minnow can swim around and you can show your friends. Then, down goes the whole mess.”

    Something tells me the double entendre in the title was intentional.

  16. Headmistress says:

    “That’s what she said!”


  17. -L- says:

    It is on a end of school year trip to the lake a bunch of the guys I was riding with had to take pictures of that sign. They think it’s funny and it acts as a tourist attraction for the tourists amongst a bunch of hicks, albeit sometimes kindhearted. (Too close to Arkansas; they have invaded. I think we can hold Iowa off though.)

  18. IQtest says:

    Jefferson City, Columbia, Missouri

    • Not-a-Hick says:

      It’s in Gravois Mills, just north of Lake of the Ozarks, not Jefferson City(65 mi away), not Columbia(92 mi away)
      And sorry if some of you think penis jokes are the height of Missourians humor, just watch tv and see where it comes from.

  19. coolios says:


  20. zippycat says:

    There’s a place in Alaska, 1/2 way between Anchorage and Fairbanks, called Skinny Dick’s Halfway Inn. Their logo is 2 polar bears going at it, an above the door, it says “Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear!” I think it’s incredibly funny, personally!

  21. Lizard says:

    Ummmm…I got nothing… I think that pretty much says it all…or at least half of it.

  22. anna says:

    This place is at the Lake of the Ozarks and I’ve been there before. A minnow shot is a shot with a minnow in it. I would recommend this place to anybody =)

  23. Smile4him says:

    I had my first minnow shot (with Dr. Pepper) when i went to the lake of the ozarks with my uncle. when i was 8. i didnt know what it was until the waitress set it in front of me. eww!

  24. “I’d rather drive to the next one, this one looks crammed”

  25. Chris says:

    That’s near where I live!

  26. Reminds me of a place about an hour northwest of Reno, NV called The Buck Inn. T-shirts for the place had a pic of a buck mounting a doe with the caption “How far is The Buck Inn?”.

  27. td says:

    Yeah, “big dick’s” may be funny, but it’s nowhere near as funny as Dirty Dick’s Crab Shack on the east coast. Their slogan is “get your crabs at Dirty Dick’s Crab Shack.”

  28. JK says:

    There is no way this could be an accident.

  29. abby says:

    gotta love missouri! remind me not to go to lake of the ozarks again…. ever

  30. alice says:

    I simply shake my head in despair, and then cower in fear, at who ever named this place.

  31. weezburger says:

    How many Missourians are on here? Show me a takeover! I love Big Dick’s..rofl

  32. Breanne says:

    Hilarious! Seriously what were they thinking?!

  33. Wait says:

    …You swallow the fish, too? What’s that like…?

  34. Jacob says:

    Dude that place is the best, it’s at the lake of the ozarks in Missouri and they thrive off of penis jokes and shooting the minnow is where you put alcohol (or soda for kids) and the put a minnow in it and you drink it, then you get a free tshirt

  35. sammers says:

    thats in lake of the ozarks in missouri lol they have a new sign now xD

  36. Purianite says:

    Failblog repost. WHY?

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