When I Read This:
I Picture This and This:
Combined into some horrible nightmare of unbearable cuteness and unholy terror.
Junior Needs His Nicotine
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Oddly Specific - Funny Signs 
Lots of kids smoke and their parents know about it, but parents can’t really do shit about it, unless they want their kid expelled or in jail. At least parents could ask the kid to please not smoke after midnight.
“Child” also means any offspring under the age of 18. Sadly, this is necessary. I work in surgery. Parental supervision is often not all it’s cracked up to be.
“Do not let your child eat or drink anything after midnight prior to YOUR surgery”
Am I the only one to catch that?
At least when i have implants I’ll be able to smoke with my 5 year old son before midnight! Yay!
That is not a sign.
medical instructions are very specific
in a totally generic way.
kids = gremlins
yeah i dont get the pictures, but i did catch the “your” surgery…what does my surgery have to do with what my children do?
umm sorry to burst ur bubble NP but this is a real sign.
DUH DUH