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Oddly Specific - Funny Signs 
But if you’re a 70 year old woman with empty-sock style breasts, then it’s free drinks AFTER you put the shirt back on…
… and went back to Wal-Mart.
I think the sign is hilarious – and the comment above is offensive.
I think the comment above yours is funny too.
I would, however, like to complain in the strongest possible terms about the comment beneath Shipoopi’s.
I am offended by both this comment and Echo’s comment. Waiter! Please bring me a platter of umbrage for takeout.
P.S. My original comment originates from my own darn flatchested envy, if you must know.
Echo: > I think the sign is hilarious – and the comment above is offensive.
When then quit coming to this site, GRANDMA.
Wow, Daria, who yanked your chain? Was such rudeness really called for? Just FYI, I am no one’s grandmother, and am particularly glad I am not yours. Signing off this thread now.
bye!
I think vise versa.
I have the same sign in my bathroom.
That offends me, Ford!
is this in a restaurant in Emeral Isle, NC? I think i’ve seen this in person before…
Clever, but no.
how typical and disgusting. I would never give business to any establishment that had a sign like this. surprised they haven’t been sued yet
Really? It’s obviously in a bar. People go to bars to laugh and have fun.. or to get drunk off their asses for no apparent reason. When was the last time you had fun?
people go to bars to consume alcohol to forget about their meaningless drone lives for another day/week, the “fun” is only a cover so that The Man can lure you in with the promise of a good time, then it’s the old bait and switch, and BAM, liver failure.
I think it would be more appropriate to sue the bars for the service of a poison, rather than for a lewd sign.
Also, alcohol is more dangerous than marijuana, but alcohol is legal, weed is banned.
Also, word to your mother.
Huh. Personally, I go to bars to forget the massive number of “activist/alternative” sorts who try to foist their anti-establishment rhetoric onto me at every possible opportunity. It’s not that I don’t agree with (some) of them… it’s that I get very, very tired of being preached at by spoiled suburban yuppie spawn with nothing better to do than dump massive downers on people.
Looks like I’ll be going back again… and it’s only Monday, too…
Then stop reading HuffPo!
I don’t read HuffPo… I have a limited tolerance for blatantly biased reporting of any sort. I prefer to get as close to all of the information as possible, so I can draw my own conclusions.
Who says they haven’t?
Do male boobs count against a free drink?
No dad, now put your shirt back on and come home with me. You’re drunk.
Ever notice how the “no shirt, no shoes, no service” type of signs never mention ANYTHING about pants?
If something offends you, you’re probably taking it a bit too seriously.
Hahaha, yes, I’ve noticed that many times and think it’s HILARIOUS.
“Sir, you must get dressed before you can enter this establishment.”
“But… your sign says nothing about pants.”
“….”
“Yes, but underwear is required by law.”
You can only be offended if you choose to be.
There’s a great Calvin and Hobbes comment about that issue. Calvin asks what a restaurant would do if he went in with no pants. Hobbes replies “they’ll probably serve you with a court summons.”
That should of course read “comic” instead of comment.
This is a classic in Brazil. A lot of seedy bars have these signs up ^_^
“Homem sem camisa não entra / Mulher sem camisa não paga”
gotta go to that bar some day.
if there’s a senior women, get rid of the sign.
I just hope this isn’t at the Elks lodge.
so tired of sexist crap like that…
Ah, I love gag signs.