Submitted by: marita
I love how the “P” looks like an “F”.
And don’t Fark, either
at first i did read that as Fark
You cannot park here with a goat,
You cannot park here in a coat…
You cannot park it, don’t think you can –
You can NOT, you can NOT!, Sam-I-Am.
You cannot park green-engine vans!
You cannot park while plotting plans!
Garfield and the PPA are watching.
Fark at your own risk
Well, i was going to so “well, fark it”, but everyone else beat me to it.
I’d bet there are still some people that don’t get it.
I bet you’re right. And it’s sad.
30 second fark?
But what if I don’t get out of the car or don’t turn it off or don’t stop moving…wait, that’s not parking? Yay!
You get out and go to the store and I’ll just continue driving through here really, really, really slowly.
I will fark when and where I like, and no dam sign can change that!
FIGHT THE POWER!
This so need to be put up on fark.com
I just wanna park for five minutes, so I can… well, fark for five minutes. I’ll be outta your way once I’m done.
Of course I won’t fark! who would ever do that! I’ll just park for a bit, ya know.
thank god it only takes me 29 seconds to fark
Has anyone told Drew Curtis?
I get crap from lazy people who park in handicap only spaces.
I have 911 on speed dial, most areas here in SoCal, it’s a $300 fine to park in handicap without h/c placard or plates.
You are such a hero.
i didnt think cops would come out for that. i might try it sometime, cause that pisses me off too.
First, isn’t that abusing the 911 system? Illegal parking is not an emergency.
Second, do you seriously have a 3-digit number on speed dial?
I like how it looks like it has already been ran over…
OK, I’ll obey the sign. I just have one question… What the f**k is farking?
Farking is obviously forbidden. How sad, farking is becoming a lost art.
Scene 4-Act 2 of Johnny Dangerously 2
Roman: What are you farkin’ doin’ here, icehole?
Vito: Parking the car Mr. Moronie. Where goin’ to the club.
Roman: Okey! You and the rest of your bastages can park here, but don’t try no farkin’ tricks you sneaky cork-soaker!
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