Submitted by: Melissa
If they arm pedobear……………..
DAMN YOU PETA!YOU’VE DOOMED US ALL!!!
Is that an armament or an amendment?
This is Soviet Russia.
>.< couldnt resist…
No, this is Patrick.
and he pushes justin beiber off a building and we celebrate.
beiber wouldn’t die from just that you’d have to nuke him
no this is canada 😛
(our grow ops are guarded by bears, yeah)
the NRA would defend the 2nd in this case…. it’s got “bear” and “arm” and involves guns.. that’s all they need.
They never argue for swords though… those are much harder to kill yourself with.
well it’s your right to keep and arm bears so shine on you crazy diamond.
i want that sign. so much.
that is hijarious
All those crazy Americans understand their second amendement wrong… it says that every American has the right to bear arms… AKA they have the right to own bear arms, not owning actual weapons like every American thinks it means!
So it’s a quilto?
They meant to quilt bare?
Actually, it means they have the right to bare their arms, but the meaning got lost over the last two centuries, thanks to the machinations of the world-wide military industrial complex.
It’s all a vast conspiracy, I tell you!
A Herman reader?
Then why did I get arrested when the Police found those severed bear arms in the trunk of my car?
Actually it’s a mis-dictation. It’s supposed to be “right to bare arms”, i.e. wear a T-shirt.
yeey for armed bears :O
@someone : you really should brush up on some American History, because you’re wrong. FTR, not sure where you come from, but it’s kinda funny how you guys call us Americans crazy, and we say the same about non-Americans as well! lmao XD
@Me: you might wanna look up “irony” in a dictionary.
If you have one.
Oh my. Are you familiar with the phrase “swing and a miss”?
Someone tell Steven Colbert that the bears are arming themselves! Run for the hills!
I don’t think this is what they meant when they wrote the Second Amendment?
I’m pretty sure bears don’t need arms. They are quite capable of mauling things dumb enough to provoke them.
Another win for the March to Keep Fear Alive.
No, don’t tell him – let him be killed by them!
/Still pissed at him ruining the name for the space station node
Bears are godless killing machines, so it’s a given they should be carrying another godless killing machine.
If you see this sign, you have to start running immediately.
Even if you do, you’ll only bearly escape.
Two words: Bear Cavalry.
My lazer-eye kittehs laff at your bears.
In Capitalist America you bare arms, in Soviet Russia we arm bears.
Here is some food for thought. George Washington explicity wanted Americans to own weapons, even going so far as to call them “Liberty’s teeth.” He desired this so the goverment wouldn’t get too comfortable with it’s power. Remember, this was a man who had seen thousands of men die under his command. In fact, his own son was killed in the American Revolution.
IN SOVIET RUSSIA, YOU HAVE RIGHT TO ARM BEARS!
There’s this place called Wild Things where they have this sign. But they also have bears, so it makes more sense.
*walks in on grizzly bear loading a shotgun*
So it isn’t the right to bear arms, it’s the right to arm bears. Got it. But all I have are my bare arms, and that bear is armed. Bare with me, on this, but a bear going through an armament to… okay, joke’s done.
In America, you bear arms.
In Soviet Russia, YOU ARM BEARS.
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