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lol, What’s a Baht?
And first 😀
It’s the currency of Thailand. It is subdivided into 100 satang :] .
The “no slice” is just a diet option. You can go here eat with friends without worrying about calories.
they really should charge for people standing in line waiting to read the sign!
but as they say, no slice, no dice!
The currency of Thailand. Current rate makes that $1.63/slice for cheese, and $1.96/slice for everything else.
For Europeans, that’s €0.10/slice for cheese and €0.12/slice for the rest.
Try €1.18 for cheese. €1.42 for the others.
lol, What’s a Google?
But what about the time I ordered all of the available toppings and no actual slice? They charged me like 200 baht. The Better Business Bureau is going to hear about this!!
Don’t you mean the Bahter Business Bureau?
You can only call if you baht a slice.
Yeah let me get the No Slice, and can I get that with extra cheese, extra sauce, extra pepperoni, and extra crust?
*please…sorry almost forgot my manners there for a second
Invisible Pizza Slice! only $0.00 (plus tax.)
New, from PIZZA SLICE MENU STORE!
Get yours today!
Remember when McDOnalds used to have “Smiles = free” on their menus? That was the bane of every cashier’s existence.
Well, since this is the Land of Smiles, people don’t mind doing it.
I’d stand in line for 100 smiles just to be a Jerk….
I’m sorry, we’re all out of smiles today… The truck should be here on October 32nd, at around half past never…
The concept of “no slice” was invented by ancient Arab pizza vendors. It wasn’t discovered by Europeans until late in the middle ages when archeologists discovered and translated Arabic pizza menus from Alexandria.
LOL. Mind you I bet those Arab pizza vendors charged for the ‘no slice’ option.
So is the cheese pizza non-vegetarian then? 😉
(yes, yes, I know)
Vegetarians are made of meat. So are Hawaiians. So the cheese is the only vegetarian option, really, other than no slice.
I’m debating on whether I should get no slice, or a slice with a vegetarian on it.
Is there a vegetarian ‘no slice’ option?
You stand in line…tell the cashier you want No Slice…they say “Okay” and print you a receipt and then you leave.
… 5 baht.
How many no slices can I get for that?
no money, no slice, NO DEAL!
No baht for You!
“Hi. What can I get for you today?”
“I’ll have nothing please.”
“Very well, that’ll be 0 Baht.”
“OK great, here you are.”
Hey, don’t take anything for granted in Thailand (that’s where the Baht is a currency.) We went to a restaurant there once and got charged 25 Baht for air conditioning. Really. And since it was 99 degrees and really humid, it was totally worth it.
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