Submitted by: Brodie
Ok, maybe your ex…
So not just any old s**t.
I’m going say it, and there are people who aren’t going to like it.
This is posted in the women’s restroom because they have to be told NOT to flush this stuff.
Women have to be told to not flush condoms?
There are female condoms.
Doesn’t it take two people to use a condom, and therefore, two people who might want to discard it? Unless you’re just being super safe…
doesnt say anything about firecrackers! *boom*
You would be amazed at what woman try to flush. When you are on city sewage it’s a pain. When you have a septic system it can be tragic. Diapers are the worst. For some reason I think it makes some kind of sense to some people. Stinky s**t, flush it. The same people buy bright stretch pants a couple of sizes too small. And keep an eye on any flatware or unopened cans of soda sittin’ around.
I kid you not: this really happened! I moved into an apartment and the first thing that went wrong was the toilet would not flush. It only had cleaning solution in it, so it wasn’t too bad. The landlord started to snake it, and out came crushed beer cans, icky Kmart sleazy panties and part of a bed spread (twin). I don’t even know how the the last one is possible. He kept pulling and pulling stuff our for an hour.
It is hard to say “don’t be an effing idiot in my bathrooms” but this gets the point across in a pretty cool way. I’m gonna remember it if, God forbid, I am ever again meeting the public in some fashion that requires plumbing privileges
That’s going a bit too far.
What are you talking about? It’s perfectly fine. It won’t damage the system at all, make your work harder, or anything. So, it’s pretty much fine. *flushes another*
…Y’notice how the stack of words has a nice, tall wine goblet shape to it?
supposed to look like a plunger maybe?
I thought it was supposed to look like an anatomically correct shape of a vag leading up to the cervix. LOL
But where else will I flush my hopes?!
They left out “COPY” stamps. I dropped one in the toilet, it never worked right again.
hopes and dreams lol? what about money huh?
The people working in the sewers probably wouldn’t mind if you flushed some cash every now and then…
Yeah, and hopes and dreams REALLY clog up the system.
aw damit, just flushed my dreams today.
Noo, don’t flush the money! Kakuzu will kill you!
Well you can’t blame them for flushing tampons, since it says right on the box that they’re flushable. However, any plumber or septic worker will tell you that you should NOT flush them. Trust the experts on this one. As said by the guy who installed our system, “No vampire tea bags down the toilet.”
As for pads, anyone who flushes those is a moron.
“vampire teabags” i LMAO
From the list you’d think someone is trying to form a Katamari Damacy level in the pipes.
Anyone know a good cure for the giggles?
no mention of cat litter?! You don’t know how many times people in my building have clogged their toilets with cat s**t.
Gaah, cat litter! Some moronic neighbor used that as grit. Worked fine until thawing…
That’s…not actually moronic. They tell you on the news, the weather channel, and some handy types of shows, every year, that you’re supposed to keep some in the back of your car in the winter, in case you get stuck.
Now, using it on your sidewalk at home, on the other hand, seems a tad silly.
Poetry? how do I flush mah poetry?!
(note: i know they wanted to say “Poultry”)
I don’t think they meant poultry.
So it’s okay to flush poultry?
They definitely meant “poetry.” However, since they’re covering all the bases, they should have included poultry.
It seems like it’d be a lot easier to flush poetry than poultry…
I’ve seen that sign…
but i wanna flush my cell phone!!!
But my ex is no better that s**t why can’t I flush her?
I guess kittens are fair game.
I guess hopes and dreams aren’t biodegradable. Tooooo dammmmmmn baaaaaaad!
But…..but…..how do you get rid of the bodies if you can’t flush them down the toilet?
I can’t flush one night stands here?!? That sucks. Guess I gotta keep her. =(
I can’t flush one night stands here?? That sucks. Guess I gotta keep her.=(
so, you can flush EVERYTHING else?
even a microwave?
doesn’t say anything bout your mother in law, so… anyone know where it is? y might pay a visit to flush …err… something…
dangit. i wanted to flush my ex soooo bad. and her dog to.
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