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Now we’re just looking for an Oompa Loompa to operate it.
Please take note HELL is one-way only!
Don’t you have a bible study to go to?
Don’t you have a bridge to hide under?
Lol, score, Yerbouti!! 😀 Love it.
Presumably the elevator to Hell is an express one?
Museum of Contemporary Art, Chicago
Bottom line should say “Minusland.”
Monty Python has an episode for this… Michael Ellis!
“Basement: Dangerous gases, viruses, contagious diseases, restaurant and toilet fixings.
Ground floor: Menswear, boyswear, effeminate goods hall, ill health foods.
Mezzanine: Tableware, kitchen goods, soft furnishings, hard furnishings, rock-hard furnishings.
First floor: Complaints.
Second floor: Cosmetics, jewellery, electrical, satire.
Third floor: Nasal injuries hall, other things.
Fourth floor: Granite hall — rocks, shales, alluvial deposits, feldspar, Carpathians, Andes, Urals, mining requisites, atom-splitting service.
Fifth floor: Complaints.
Sixth floor: Complaints.
Seventh floor: Leather goods.
Eighth floor: Roof garden.
Ninth floor: Television aerials.
Tenth floor: Fresh air, clouds, occasional periods of sunshine.”
I came back and read the headline as “Wankavator”.
you notice it doesn’t say anything about heaven
yeah…that was the first thing I thought
the sun is up? what about at night?
Oh, then you have to read the sign standing on your head
“this is god, if u can read this, ure probably too high.”
“Now we’re just looking for an Oompa Loompa to operate it.”
Just hire Snooki……
Ah, but do you have the other elevator?
“What other elevator?”
“The one that goes the opposite direction on the same track.” %-l
Ha! This is the first thing I’ve seen on OddlySpecific that I’ve actually seen in real life.
I love that ‘Hell’ department store.
I hear the service sucks, though.
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