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Go ahead… Try us…
Hm… Reminds me of that other one, where falling (I think?) also gets you fined.
Seriously, who comes up with this kind of stuff?
the same people who advise the Chinese to charge the family for the execution bullet. They just loooove to add insult to injury.
And if you managed to somehow not kill yourself, you still owe them 20 bucks, surviving shouldn’t be free.
It’s a joke, obviously.
For what it’s worth, though, that looks like a local phone mini-exchange, which are the subjects of one of the crimes with the biggest disparity between benefit to the criminal and cost to the victim: slimy scrotes come along and rip out the 1000+ (fine wire) connections inside to sell for scrap. Total gain, maybe five quid, total cost to repair, thousands.
Ironically, in order to revive you to get those twenty ponds, we’ll need to shock your heart.
The wondrous logic of the bureaucratic mind. . .something akin to an M.C. Escher landscape.
On a similar note, I’d rather spend a week with a psychopath than an hour with a bureaucrat.
Isn’t “bureaucrat” synonymous with “psychopath?” I’m just sayin’…
The bureaucracy is expanding to meet the expanding needs of the bureaucracy.
Come on, what do you expect? It’s the UK. It is also “dangerous and forbidden” to jump off the pier in Brighton.
That’s not ridiculous. Ever heard of pier jumping?
This is the same place where on the public buses you have to break the glass to get the hammer to break the glass.
Actually, it seems a pretty cheap suicide. Just leave 20 pounds with the note and go for it.
Not like you were gonna spend it anyway.
But if your reason to commit suicide is being bankrupt, that’ll stop you for sure…
Reminds me of Portal.
Looks photoshoped, Would there not be a cut in the sign since it covers when the doors would open
But if you open the doors you die and are fined 20 pounds…
This only works if you’re Captain Jack Harkness…and even HE could charm his way out of it.
Classic English sense of humour, gotta love it. Probably some little tosser keeps breaking in for the copper.
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