Submitted by: MJ Light
No comma on Earth can help this situation.
And then, i been arrest for indecency!
Only An Idiot Would Capitalize All Words
“Show nuts, please, do not eat”
Possibly referring to, say, fans who shouldn’t eat during the performance? Iunno.
These are show nuts, i.e., they’re only for show.
bull all nut for eating
It might be one of those fake food things that are for display purposes. They would have been much better off calling it “Display Only – Please Do Not Eat” because anything with the word “nuts” in it is just too easy for dirty minds to misconstrue…
It’s addressed to the nuts who were getting ready for their performance. They didn’t want them wasting their time by eating when they should have been getting into their costumes for the show.
Oh, God… I couldn’t help but turning the idea around and around to form a dirty interpretation. I was powerless against that phrasing!
And also, was anyone else reminded of “YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MAKE YOUR TIME HA HA HA HA!!”?
But, after he shows them, he ALWAYS wants me to “eat” them! 😉
Quite obviously the sign is about nuts to be shown, that is, probably this is some sort of county-fair type show for produce, and this specific area is for nuts.
Clearly, you wouldn’t want someone eating your award-winning hazelnuts or whatever the hell.
Still, people should think a bit more before making signs. Then again I guess this is what this place is all about.
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