Trust Me, It’s Worth The Read

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I could have saved myself years of chiropractic work if this was around sooner.

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39 Responses to Trust Me, It’s Worth The Read

  1. Paul says:

    You get this book when the cute cashier is working at the bookstore.

    • bob_super says:

      Only in porn movies would she provide instant help.
      In real life she’ll run away since you can’t seem to handle by yourself what shouldn’t be a problem.

      By the way, the book spells, one letter per page: “Apply for a job in the porn biz”. There, I saved you 5 bucks.

    • Captain Obvious says:

      It is a serious problem. My wife ends up walking funny for like 4 days, so instead of a healthy 2-3 (or 4 or 5) times a week, I am lucky to get 2-3 times a month. I knew it could be a problem marrying a Chinese girl, but if you saw how beautiful she is, you would understand…

      It’s pure torture, I tell you. Torture. Like going to a candy shop and not being allowed to eat any candy. A primo BBQ and being told you have to be a vegetarian…

    • general obvious says:

      i’m with you bro. and to add insult to injury, mine has vulvodynia, so my member is painfully huge.

  2. ShortyBoo says:

    I would think any guy with that book has a small penis.

    • Altrissa says:

      Or a room mate I REALLY want to meet.

    • Kurt says:

      lol, i REALLY need this book XD

    • Carla says:

      Hi Kurt, I’m Carla.

    • Muffin says:

      I kid you not… someone made a comment about this book on where you can buy it. He said:
      “Finally a book for those of us who bare this burden.” Those of us who have been forced to bare this burden our entire lives are now liberated of the guilt we have felt for possessing something far superior than 95% of all other men. I would like to thank the authors for the courage they have demonstrated in publishing such a long and distinguished book. One wonders whether or not the paperback version will be as thick as the hard cover?”

      I love the bit at the end… lol

  3. dragos240 says:

    Repost >.>

  4. jothan says:

    Too long, didn’t read.

  5. Cam says:

    Books for delusional people 😮

  6. Tdog says:

    The reviews for it on Amazon are hilarious.

  7. Your innerself says:

    Hurrah! A new hope!

  8. Anon says:

    The perfect book for the young boy coming into puberty, kill his self esteem early, it can only go up from there!

  9. NT-Kernel says:

    Guys, this is a serious problem!

  10. KyleZombie says:

    I for one am APPALLED by the lack of sympathy shown from the previous posters. Obviously none of you know what it’s like to live with such a burden. To constantly be laughed at and ridiculed by women for having a large penis is a pain that I wish no one else would have to deal with. When I was in high school I had such a reputation and constantly had to deal with the snickers from the girls who heard that I had a large penis and knew that I would never get a date. Just knowing that people completely looked past my personality and only saw me for the huge penis that I had completely ruined my self-esteem to the point that I can’t even approach women anymore because I know they won’t appreciate who I am as a person and instead focus entirely on my freakishly large member. I hope that more of you in the future will offer more sympathy for those of us with this unfortunate condition.

    • Flagro says:

      “Obviously none of you know what it’s like to live with such a burden.”
      …Are you implying they all have tiny penises?

      Because that would be awesome of you.

      So awesome.

    • SomeKindaGuy says:

      I can’t really tell if that guy was serious. People around here usually like a larger “member” than a small one. I guess I was mistaken, though.

    • SomeKindaGuy says:

      Wait, yes I can, I feel stupid now.

    • Clark says:

      Oh, quit being a twat. All you need is a, quite literally, “loose” women who can acomodate. Or just be an underwear model who can make heterosexual women and homosexual men happy.

  11. Giant Boy Detective says:

    Don’t laugh. Oversized penis is a serious problem.

    Some men can’t have sex with a woman in the same room.

    Some men need to order special Hammer Pants to cope with their condition.

    Some men can take a leak and it never makes it to the toilet.

    Some men by smart cars and Mini coopers to compensate for their enormous dongs.

    This is not a laughing matter.

  12. Thalia says:

    I bet the primary use of this book is being read in singles bars.

  13. Bad to the Bone says:

    How do you get a foot-long penis?? You bend at the midpoint…

  14. Hambone says:

    My wife always said I was the biggest prick she had ever met!!!

  15. Anne says:

    Over-sized Male Genitalia (OMG) xD

  16. Bobby says:

    My problem is that when I get an erection, I pass out from lack of blood to the rest of my body. It’s not fun being in an emergency room all the time!!!

  17. rab3 says:

    Read it, Ha, I wrote it.

  18. Orson Buggy says:

    I think the book’s for guys to take on planes to amuse themselves at the reactions of any female passenger who might be sitting next to them.

    BTW, my penis is so big it won’t take Spielberg’s calls.

    • Coyotekitty says:

      Nah, it’s just so small it distorts the space-time continuum and bends light, making it look bigger.

  19. Bob says:

    Anyone with a huge penis already knows how to live with it.
    Anyone buying this book has a small penis trying to…

  20. IGNORANCE says:

    Isn’t that the set of Attack of the Show? I’m nearly positive it is.

  21. pave_onyx says:

    “How To Live With a Huge Penis”?

    Don’t know about living with one, but i’ve worked for a couple of them.

  22. I'm not a witch. I'm YOU! says:

    Of course I don’t need this book. I’ve learned to live with my blessing.

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