Submitted by: Unknown
I could have saved myself years of chiropractic work if this was around sooner.
You get this book when the cute cashier is working at the bookstore.
Only in porn movies would she provide instant help.
In real life she’ll run away since you can’t seem to handle by yourself what shouldn’t be a problem.
By the way, the book spells, one letter per page: “Apply for a job in the porn biz”. There, I saved you 5 bucks.
It is a serious problem. My wife ends up walking funny for like 4 days, so instead of a healthy 2-3 (or 4 or 5) times a week, I am lucky to get 2-3 times a month. I knew it could be a problem marrying a Chinese girl, but if you saw how beautiful she is, you would understand…
It’s pure torture, I tell you. Torture. Like going to a candy shop and not being allowed to eat any candy. A primo BBQ and being told you have to be a vegetarian…
i’m with you bro. and to add insult to injury, mine has vulvodynia, so my member is painfully huge.
I would think any guy with that book has a small penis.
Or a room mate I REALLY want to meet.
lol, i REALLY need this book XD
Hi Kurt, I’m Carla.
I kid you not… someone made a comment about this book on where you can buy it. He said:
“Finally a book for those of us who bare this burden.” Those of us who have been forced to bare this burden our entire lives are now liberated of the guilt we have felt for possessing something far superior than 95% of all other men. I would like to thank the authors for the courage they have demonstrated in publishing such a long and distinguished book. One wonders whether or not the paperback version will be as thick as the hard cover?”
I love the bit at the end… lol
Too long, didn’t read.
Too “long”? Well, yeah, that’s the whole problem.
Love the “tripod” image on the cover.
Books for delusional people 😮
The reviews for it on Amazon are hilarious.
Hurrah! A new hope!
The perfect book for the young boy coming into puberty, kill his self esteem early, it can only go up from there!
Guys, this is a serious problem!
I for one am APPALLED by the lack of sympathy shown from the previous posters. Obviously none of you know what it’s like to live with such a burden. To constantly be laughed at and ridiculed by women for having a large penis is a pain that I wish no one else would have to deal with. When I was in high school I had such a reputation and constantly had to deal with the snickers from the girls who heard that I had a large penis and knew that I would never get a date. Just knowing that people completely looked past my personality and only saw me for the huge penis that I had completely ruined my self-esteem to the point that I can’t even approach women anymore because I know they won’t appreciate who I am as a person and instead focus entirely on my freakishly large member. I hope that more of you in the future will offer more sympathy for those of us with this unfortunate condition.
“Obviously none of you know what it’s like to live with such a burden.”
…Are you implying they all have tiny penises?
Because that would be awesome of you.
I can’t really tell if that guy was serious. People around here usually like a larger “member” than a small one. I guess I was mistaken, though.
Wait, yes I can, I feel stupid now.
Oh, quit being a twat. All you need is a, quite literally, “loose” women who can acomodate. Or just be an underwear model who can make heterosexual women and homosexual men happy.
Don’t laugh. Oversized penis is a serious problem.
Some men can’t have sex with a woman in the same room.
Some men need to order special Hammer Pants to cope with their condition.
Some men can take a leak and it never makes it to the toilet.
Some men by smart cars and Mini coopers to compensate for their enormous dongs.
This is not a laughing matter.
I bet the primary use of this book is being read in singles bars.
How do you get a foot-long penis?? You bend at the midpoint…
My wife always said I was the biggest prick she had ever met!!!
she’s met a lot, has she?
Over-sized Male Genitalia (OMG) xD
My problem is that when I get an erection, I pass out from lack of blood to the rest of my body. It’s not fun being in an emergency room all the time!!!
Next time, try lying down. That should maintain the blood pressure in your brain.
IIRC, that’s a quote from a Van Wilder movie
Read it, Ha, I wrote it.
I think the book’s for guys to take on planes to amuse themselves at the reactions of any female passenger who might be sitting next to them.
BTW, my penis is so big it won’t take Spielberg’s calls.
Nah, it’s just so small it distorts the space-time continuum and bends light, making it look bigger.
Anyone with a huge penis already knows how to live with it.
Anyone buying this book has a small penis trying to…
Isn’t that the set of Attack of the Show? I’m nearly positive it is.
“How To Live With a Huge Penis”?
Don’t know about living with one, but i’ve worked for a couple of them.
Of course I don’t need this book. I’ve learned to live with my blessing.
Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:
You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. ( Log Out / Change )
You are commenting using your Twitter account. ( Log Out / Change )
You are commenting using your Facebook account. ( Log Out / Change )
You are commenting using your Google+ account. ( Log Out / Change )
Connecting to %s
Notify me of new comments via email.
Notify me of new posts via email.