Well? Is He?

Well? Is He?

Submitted by: Raptor2213

This kind of begs the question: Are roofers normally on drugs?

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39 Responses to Well? Is He?

  1. Kirby says:

    Roofer Madness!

  2. Elizabeth says:

    Well it is a job that requires you to like getting high…

  3. Lizard says:

    Well he is high… 😀

  4. Meej says:

    Of course – they take roofies.

  5. Michael says:

    Roofing is a horrible job; most roofers are, in fact, high or at least tipsy. Their sign is lying.

  6. Shipoopi says:

    meth and lots of it

  7. nod says:

    In my experience, yes.

  8. Rosepetal says:

    Mine is always on the roof…ies.

  9. steve says:

    No, he’s up on the roof!

  10. oosegoggle says:

    My druggist is on the roof.

  11. Personage says:

    Midian Roofing? Really?

  12. Doug says:

    Roofers? Shouldn’t they be called “floorers”? I mean, after you take one, you end up on the floor.

  13. Bob says:

    I just wonder exactly WHO”S drugs they’re on, then!!!

  14. sirbacon says:

    Must… refrain… from… “reefer” puns!

  15. kb says:

    I’m more inclined to be worried about roofers being on cerveza.

  16. jackiesayshuh says:

    I have worked with many roofers my father owns a roofing company. 90% of the time yes Roofers need the Reefer. and every pay day i dropped half the guys off in front of the red dot store.

  17. Spoo says:

    Well, not right now, anyway.
    As far as we know.
    All right, we haven’t seen him for a couple of weeks, OK?! That proves nothing! Damn.

  18. The One Guy says:

    Mine’s fiddling, does that count?

  19. PsychoDad says:

    What if your roofer is fiddling?

  20. robert ot says:

    this is maybe the midwest or northern cali .meth is rampart.plus i knew some dude that sold it and most of his customers were hard labor guys who sometimes traded expensive looking tools for some “ice”

  21. tymusz says:

    must be roofies..

  22. Bender says:


  23. widogmom says:

    Considering the damaged and missing items out of my garage and the ankle bracelet (the electronic kind, not the shiny kind), I would have to say, yes – yes he was.

  24. sithrose says:

    Midian Roofers…

    Let’s think about this for a little bit. Do you really think that someone using Midian in their company name is entirely…sane or sober? Cradle of Filth albums, the city from Nightbreed…Yeah.

  25. slugsvomit says:

    I worked at a jail for 10 years. A disproportionate number of arrestee’s coming in held roofing jobs. Meth is a big problem here, I would see a “regular” leave weighing 250 pounds, and a few months later come back in weighing 170. I would always ask what they were doing to lose that much weight, knowing the real answer. Their answer was always “roofing”, because they didnt want to admit to anything prior to court. A few months later, after conviction, we both would laugh at their answer.

  26. Eugh says:

    Man, I dunno about roofers but the guys that deliver my wood for the Winter have always been hecked up on goofballs

  27. Carl says:

    You wouldn’t believe the “drama antics” we put up with on base, just to keep our “clean” roofer. Well, “clean” is subjective. Our guy is just strung out on espresso all the time. We keep and espresso put on in the office just for him.

  28. STail says:

    My father hired a roofer who was later found on the roof, meth’d out of his mind and shooting at seagulls with a nailgun.

  29. I'm not a witch. I'm YOU! says:

    Der. My roofer is on roofies. His name is RUFIO!

  30. Kirajenlove says:

    Don’t you mean “roofies”?

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