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I was all set-up to fight Captain Hammer, too.
You know, there are some things you shouldn’t do, no matter how simple it seems.
Well That Ruins My Weekend Plans
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Oddly Specific - Funny Signs 
The liquid ought to be extremely dense in order for the skull to float this high.
Radioactive liquid… melt uranium?
Nope! That is the secret of the permanent temporary airbrush tattoo!
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It’s just sitting on top of all the other people who jumped in there first, excited to get their superhero break.
Actually, that isn’t true. If you compare the size of the skull to the size of the barrel, one could assume that the skull is visible simply because the skeleton is still mostly intact.
is not dense but full with more bones 😛
“And because it’s too small to be noticed, please take a deep look at picture 1.A, as we have even numbered it”.
Wondering why it says “Toxic Waste” when the sign is of radioactivity.
Wait a moment, radioactivity doesn’t eat your flesh, it just makes you glow in the dark! And give you more limbs!
Extra limbs = Super ability?
There doesn’t seem to be a separate symbol for toxic waste; if you google “toxic waste symbol”, the first three images are the biohazad, poison (skull and crossbones), and radiation symbols.
Hmmph. Yet another futile attempt to undercut the Darwin Awards. 🙂
this makes the award more deserved
Looks like an icon from Portal 2.
Funny enough, the first time I saw that I thought ‘that looks like an Orange Box achievement’s picture..’
On a semi-related note what game has 99 achievements?!
Just another in the long list of things I learned from family guy.
You could only fight Captain Hammer if that was a vat of Wonderflonium.
So true. But frankly, I don’t think you’d need any Wonderflonium to beat Johnny Snow.
but you do need a doctorate in horribleness
So it’s okay to roll around in it, just don’t jump in it. Now that we know the parameters, lets get busy!
But wouldn’t suddenly jumping into a vat of Wonderflonium have a similar effect to bouncing it? Which of course we all know you should never do.
I would say ‘adverse health effects’ is an understatement considering that the body in the picture is now just a pile of bones.
I was just about to say that…
“If any part of your body starts to glow, get away from it as fast as you can!” 😀
That fact that they had to put that warning up, means that someone either did jump in or tried to.
Still, hilarious though.
Is it possible that no one mentioned “The Toxic Avenger” yet? Man… I’m getting old…
Okay, at this point they’re just getting in the way of natural selection.
Okay, that Captain Hammer comment just made this officially my favourite site ever.
Ignore the signs! You, too can have super powers like me! Mere proximity to the interwebs gives me the power to transform into a spam-breathing troll at-will! Try it! There will be cake!
people do this…
Of course not, its toxic sludge that gives you super powers.
The image link is broken.
Never mind. Of course it would work after I posted a comment about it rather than after I reloaded the page six times. 😛
Are they sure of that?
*stares incredulously at sign*
My good sir, I don’t believe you.
*hurls myself into radioactive waste*