Submitted by: oldlegodad via Oddly Specific
This is like saying “You lost the game.”
I’m reading your siiiiign. I’m reading your siiiiiign!
This kinda reminds =me of the “Candlejack” thi-
Me too! But what does donotread mean?
Privacy. Now available in signage.
Cyanide & Happiness did this joke already way back in 2006:
It’s an old, fairly well known joke. I’m not suprised that Cyanide & Happiness used it as well.
What joke? I used to be in my billion-dollar company’s email signature.
Really. In the middle of the standard abusive clauses.
Now that you’ve read it, you owe me royalty payments.
1. I had to vote this down, I hate looking at the number zero, it’s a nasty obsession.
2. The joke goes back to “DO NOT READ THIS SIGN”, from “I Am Blind And My Dog Is Dead” by S. Gross, published in the late 1970s.
3. I think General Public outranks Private Sign, so I’ll read it if I want!
DAMN I lost the game!
This is funny. I wish I had a sign like this.
I HATE YOU!!!! In-case you all missed the caption: “You lost the game.” I totally lost the game! Some kid wrote it on the chalk bored during school last year. The teacher never took it off. He was to busy laughing at all the reactions from the kids walking in! lol by the way… You all just lost the game!
well great i was doing so good for the past three months now i gotta start all over again!!!!
Alright, I’ll just stare at it and not read…
But Ossifer… you can’t PROVE that I read this sign!
Besides, how do YOU know I’m not supposed to read it ??
Ossifer read it. He already did his time.
There is a Colonel of truth to that, ERI_.
No actually I think it’s a lieutenant and captain of truth. A major at the very most.
No, it’s obviously a private of truth. Did’t you read the sign? Oh, wait…
Goddamnit, you made me lose the game. D:
“Too private.Did not read.”
Damn you! You made me lose the game! I will send Candlejack after you for this, provided that he
Okay, admit it… who felt it was necessary to put an auditor trap on the wall?
C’mon, make me stop reading! I double-dog dare ya! I’M STILL READING! Nyah nyah na nyah nyah! STILL READING! STIL- *punch*
That annoying comment was part of your cosmic punishment for making me lose the game. Expect more.
I should make a sign that says “You shall give me a dollar if you read this sign.”
it’s been done…
Damnit I lost the game!!!11!!1!!!1!
My name is and I have just lost the game, as have you. You can thank Oddly Specific =(
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! I was doing so well!! Curse you Oddly Specific!!
I’m never supposed to lose the game, only make other people lose it!
That’s like telling someone not to think about a pink elephant.
crap, you all amde me loose the game! >_<! i was on a TWO MONTH WINNING STREAK! gah!
all those not playing the game!
rule 1. you are now playing the game.
rule 2. if you mention the game to anyone, they are automatically playing the game.
rule 3. if you think of, hear of, or associate any way with the words, “the game” you automatically loose. after you loose, you have 3 minutes in wich you can speak freely of the game without loosing.
rule 4. the aim of the game is to get everybody on earth playing.
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