Submitted by: LA, CA via Oddly Specific
They don’t like it and Noel, our stock-boy, is getting all hot and bothered.
Why not? D:
♪ And We Can Build A Dream Together… ♪
♪ …standing strong forever, nothing’s gonna stop us now ♪
But she came on to me first….
Please molest our staff instead. Thank you for your cooperation.
I molest all mannequins, no matter the gender. They’re so fun to touch!
But then again I have mental problems.
Don’t worry, I heard it’s fine if it’s consensual.
¡Ay! ¡Ay! ¡Ay! ¡Me han molestado!
I know why this happened. A couple of weeks ago my friends older brother got drunk and started humping the mannequins at forever 21, I think…. He got arrested, but he’s back home now. I think that was what inspired the sign….
I know, right? You see ONE Kim Catrall movie, and the establishment brings you down for it!
Here’s why this sign was put up:
OK, so I’m promoting one of my own FAIL contributions, but it does go with this one!
… Okaaaaaaaay… That is weird…
AAAAAAND there goes my weekend.
i like the penmanship especially the E’s.
Noel is my name….
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