Fire Kills Children!

Fire Kills Children!

Submitted by: back of a matchbox – took it myself via Oddly Specific

But adults will be fine. No, really, try it out. You’ll see I’m totally not lying.

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24 Responses to Fire Kills Children!

  1. Poochner says:

    I must be having a bad day because the first thing that came into my head was, “they say that like it’s a bad thing.”

  2. Patrick says:

    Fire doesn`t kill people — People kill people !!

    • Jazon says:

      But that’s like saying;
      “Toasters don’t toast toast, toasts toasts toast!”

    • Beauty says:

      ahahahaha i so gotta remember that becuz i knw someone who annoyingly says the whole”people kill peoplez” thing all the time lol

  3. weaselboy246 says:

    I first read that as “Stroke Gently”

  4. greenxboy says:

    if the fire kill the children that mean the adult are safe

  5. kb says:

    H.M. the Queen is burning children?!?!?

  6. Mofrak says:

    Am I the only one who thinks the picture looks like a stick figure version of Mr. Bill?

  7. Faith says:

    Ah, the match boxes of the UK… what joys 🙂

    We have these matches almost everywhere by us. I remember them being in our chemistry class and the teacher taking the complete piss out of whoever put that on there.

  8. Sheik Yerbouti says:

    So we have to strike the children gently? How are they ever going to get the point?

  9. Sarge says:

    Remember: If you find a child being killed by fire, strike gently and away from body.

  10. The Wise Man says:

    How come something with that warning has a label to the left that contains “sugar”, “rice mixture” and what looks like “strawberry jam”? o.O

  11. ClearWater says:

    What do sugar, rice mixture and straw(?)berry jam have to do with matches?

  12. DeadBob says:

    So, only strike children on the head or limbs?

  13. bandacooter says:

    well no duh!

  14. mark says:

    WTF? has no one seen a match box before! all my boxes say this (UK if that makes a difference)

  15. Will T says:

    its a UK matchbox. basically two thirds of the box are dedicated to a delicious cake recipe, and then there’s a tiny section about not incinerating your loved ones.

  16. smiddenkidden says:

    i think it’s nice all the helpful advice on parenting they’re giving us. not only are they telling us that our children are flammable, but they’re also handing out some darned good advice on how to humanely beat your child by striking gently and away from the body. in an age where most companies seem cold and soulless, this one seems to really care. thanks guys!

  17. Lyn says:

    You’d think it’d be common sense, but since my employment in the burn unit, I’ve decided some people just need to be told that fire is hot.

  18. bo says:

    I noticed this on some SHIPS matches we bought.

  19. heartplant says:

    Good ol’ High Wycombe.

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