Sounds Like a Boring Bar

Sounds Like a Boring Bar

Submitted by: dunno source via Oddly Specific

But feel free to have sex in any other bathroom you encounter, especially if its a unisex bathroom, because they have those great handles for good grip.

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25 Responses to Sounds Like a Boring Bar

  1. shin0bi272 says:

    then WTF is the point?

  2. Carlos says:

    Wait a minute. What’s the story with that ellipses before “in our restrooms”?
    Is this sign hanging somewhere other than the bathroom?
    Is that added specification supposed to be taken as an invitation to do these things elsewhere?
    Well, when we consider that party graphic and the typed emoticon… Was this posted in someone’s house as a joke during a coke whore party?

    • Siirenias says:

      Sex is restricted to the bar, on the bar, in the booths, using stools for support, in the booth benches, on the chairs, over the chairs…but not on the floor. The bartender said that the constant mopping wasn’t worth his salary.

    • Your innerself says:

      Snif! What the… i smelling? Hey! it say no sex dam-it!

  3. DeadBob says:

    So, sex on the premises is okay ANYWHERE but the bathrooms?

  4. ai says:

    Sounds like a great bar — you can have sex anywhere other than the restrooms. Doggy style anyone ??

  5. geekgirl says:

    I don’t know if the no puking is really fair. I mean come on, it’s not like you can look at the sign, sigh and hold it.

  6. un1k3n says:

    Partying in our restrooms is OK, as long as you don’t do things you would do at any other party.

  7. TJ says:

    I can break all those rules at once.

  8. postl1terat1 says:

    How they gonna keep the bullshit out if the TV is on?

  9. dudecu says:

    I’m just curious as to the smiley face with the party had, no drugs, sex, bullshit, smoking, or puking, but birthday parties in the bathroom is a-ok?

  10. Blake says:

    I think what they’re saying here is that they don’t allow sex in the bathroom, but if you do it where they can watch then they’re fine with it.

  11. Taylor says:

    “But feel free to have sex anywhere else in the bar…”

  12. Shadow Ninja says:

    but anywhere else is ok…rite?

  13. dissodatore says:

    of course is ok elsewhere, the bartender has to get tips and make extra money somehow, cause they sue if there are cameras in the bathrooms

  14. ed - never shown publicly says:

    My question is: They found a cutesy little pictograph for everything they forbade .. except “DRUGS”. Surely it was not too hard to come up with a stick-figure annoying hippie trying to sneak a quick surreptitious bowl over in the corner of the bar.

  15. Marty says:

    Where *are* you supposed to puke, then?

  16. haley says:

    That actually looks like one of the signs on my dorm floor. Which makes sense, really…

  17. Broc says:

    the sign would of been 10x more interesting and effective without the explanations.

  18. CWR says:

    If you do have sex, missionary position only, please.

  19. fleaze says:

    aparrently you can have sex everywary but the bathroom
    i guess they want to protect the customers from pee and stuff

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