Submitted by: bnelson333 via Oddly Specific
But… but… according to Roadhouse, ‘Pain don’t hurt.” Which do I believe?!?
Burying the lede: Pain is a SENSATION!
Waah, Captain Obvious hit me!
Heat is hot.
Speed is fast.
I once killed someone so hard, he died to death.
Well, you asked! 😀
My god, what did we all do before we had pamphlets to tell us things.
So pain not only hurts, but pain is a SENSATION. You learn something new every day.
The Obvious Fairy has been working overtime, I see.
I want to believe this was translated into English from another language in a country without a majority of English speakers, and that it had several adventures back and forth through the translator before coming out like this. There, that makes me feel much better.
sorry to break it to you, but allina hospitals and clinics are in minnesota.
Your HMO dollars at work.
Note the tagline.
I would rather find a cure, not fr!ck!n “management”.
If I found that pamphlet in my house, it’ll go sr8 into the fire.
sTr8. Short for straight. Even a temporary edit button would be a giga-win.
There’s no extra health insurance or government dollars in curing a problem, but lots of extra dollars in managing it. Big Pharma is probably sitting on dozens of cures because they still hold patents on drugs that manage instead.
Yeah, I knew Big Pharma is the big conspirator.
Type hulda in your fave search engine, and take the road to screwing Big Pharma.
How about a way of ‘screwing’ Big Pharma that doesn’t involve lining the undertaker’s pockets?
Here’s your ‘Hulda’:
Moment of seriousness: There’s plenty of conditions where pain itself is the problem, such as fibromyalgia, recovering from burns, or nerve/spinal cord damage (and in that last case especially, forget about anesthesia). That’s where “pain management” comes in, and you’ll be glad for it.
My question is where is the stick figure guy getting struck by lightning? I thought lightning was the universal symbol for “this is the worst most painful thing that will happen to you”.
A friend of mine once said, “Pain never hurt anyone!”
That is awesome. Complete oxymoronica. I’m going to start saying that.
Pain, cold, white chocolate and crystal cups do not exist!
Pain is weakness leaving the body.
…or so the USMC recruiter said.
That’s one of my favorite t-shirts, btw.
Did you know that death can kill you?
I’m laughing so much it hurts!
pain is a sensation, no shit!!!
and fire is a thing that is hot
“Pain is an illusion. An Illusion that really, really hurts!”
Sign designed by Shirou Emiya. In other news, people die if they are killed.
Should they not point out that exercising on a broken leg will cause more pain not less?
People die when they are killed.
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