Pain Hurts

Pain Hurts

Submitted by: bnelson333 via Oddly Specific

But… but… according to Roadhouse, ‘Pain don’t hurt.” Which do I believe?!?

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30 Responses to Pain Hurts

  1. SteveWithAQ says:

    Burying the lede: Pain is a SENSATION!

  2. Mental Mouse says:

    Waah, Captain Obvious hit me!

    • Cyber_Ninja says:

      Ok…
      Pain hurts.
      Heat is hot.
      Speed is fast.
      I once killed someone so hard, he died to death.
      Well, you asked! 😀

  3. cinderkeys says:

    My god, what did we all do before we had pamphlets to tell us things.

    So pain not only hurts, but pain is a SENSATION. You learn something new every day.

  4. Snookie_Townshend says:

    The Obvious Fairy has been working overtime, I see.

  5. D says:

    ROADHOUSE!

  6. zhoen says:

    I want to believe this was translated into English from another language in a country without a majority of English speakers, and that it had several adventures back and forth through the translator before coming out like this. There, that makes me feel much better.

  7. Sarge says:

    Your HMO dollars at work.

  8. splatman says:

    Note the tagline.
    I would rather find a cure, not fr!ck!n “management”.
    If I found that pamphlet in my house, it’ll go sr8 into the fire.

    • splatman says:

      sTr8. Short for straight. Even a temporary edit button would be a giga-win.

    • Daria says:

      There’s no extra health insurance or government dollars in curing a problem, but lots of extra dollars in managing it. Big Pharma is probably sitting on dozens of cures because they still hold patents on drugs that manage instead.

    • splatman says:

      Yeah, I knew Big Pharma is the big conspirator.
      Type hulda in your fave search engine, and take the road to screwing Big Pharma.

    • Daria says:

      How about a way of ‘screwing’ Big Pharma that doesn’t involve lining the undertaker’s pockets?

      Here’s your ‘Hulda’:
      http://www.quackwatch.com/01QuackeryRelatedTopics/Cancer/clark.html

    • Mental Mouse says:

      Moment of seriousness: There’s plenty of conditions where pain itself is the problem, such as fibromyalgia, recovering from burns, or nerve/spinal cord damage (and in that last case especially, forget about anesthesia). That’s where “pain management” comes in, and you’ll be glad for it.

  9. deadlysodium says:

    My question is where is the stick figure guy getting struck by lightning? I thought lightning was the universal symbol for “this is the worst most painful thing that will happen to you”.

  10. the_strange_cat says:

    A friend of mine once said, “Pain never hurt anyone!”

  11. Pain, cold, white chocolate and crystal cups do not exist!

  12. Matt says:

    Pain is weakness leaving the body.

  13. Reelcheeper says:

    Did you know that death can kill you?

  14. A says:

    I’m laughing so much it hurts!

  15. ty says:

    pain is a sensation, no shit!!!

  16. Thelastlolbender says:

    and fire is a thing that is hot

  17. Dash says:

    “Pain is an illusion. An Illusion that really, really hurts!”

  18. Jaourska says:

    Sign designed by Shirou Emiya. In other news, people die if they are killed.

  19. Chassie says:

    Should they not point out that exercising on a broken leg will cause more pain not less?

  20. Enafael says:

    People die when they are killed.

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