Submitted by: Nella via Oddly Specific
Well, I guess if I have to…
*insert typical ‘hot dog’ joke here*
*groans* (then hangs head in shame for giggling.) 🙂
*tries to post funnier joke with lack of grammer and spelling*
*also states that he posted his comment before anyone ruined the conversation*
Natural convection oven.
but I don’t want to kill my pet! Does that mean a fine for me?
Yes. If your pet isn’t dead when you come back, you better finish the job!
Law of Thermodynamics. So?
We need to organize a protest! It’s not the government’s place to legislate whom heat kills and does not kill. Stay out of heat’s privately negotiated business, government!
Is there a cheezburger site for unfinished thoughts?
There should be.
I seen a speed limit 60 sign with a “strictly enforced” sign below it. I thought, So why aren’t the police writing up everyone driving under 60?
By “limit” I think it means “maximum”.
Your post doesn’t make sense.
“Sometimes I want to commit crimes…”
–Dogs Die in Hot Cars, “Please Describe Yourself”
Seems to me that this sign is Oddly Not Specific Enough.
“Dog, it’s hot in this car!”
“You’re not dead.”
“You’re under arrest!”
Can we kill them in other ways?
Doh. I live in G-burg. That sign is in the Toys R Us parking lot. I never thought about it as a fail before.
G’burg is my hometown, but I never saw those signs anywhere. I’m not seeing the humor in it anyway.
sure cheaper than euthanasia, only slightly cheaper than a bullet for when the DOG MUST DIE (old age, rabies, etc.) but think of the smell of burnt dog in your car…..
Ah semantics. People who speak English really ought to learn to speak English (especially when they’re in charge of official signage). :s
Yeah, flood your car with some chicken broth and you’ll have dinner ready before you can say “Macy’s Clearance”
What if it is not hot enough? Is there a Department of Heat to regulate this? Do they put a big hot plate under you car?
I wonder what kind of sign they have for Babies?
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