Submitted by: dunno source via Oddly Specific
When you gotta, you gotta.
I made these lotion myself, late each night…
You stealing my “incum”…
..or else you get the hose
Yes, the lotion is there to LOOK AT, not to actually use! So enjoy staring at it but never ever touch it, ok?
What kind of pleasure is that sign referring to that involves lotion?
if you have to ask, im too ashamed to tell you.
One day it will come to you.
It puts the lotion in the basket.
We have this problem at the gym. They steal boxes of q-tips and tissues, towels, femenine hygiene products, shaving cream, deodorant (the spray kind, of course), bring in bottles and fill them with the shampoo and soap out of the wall dispensers. Greedy bastards. Others need to pleasure themselves with amenities, goo.
But… Every time we masturbate… A twilight fan dies. We need more lotion. MOAR LOTION BLAST YOU!!!
Every time a Twilight fan masturbates.. we’re not surprised.
This sign’s location must be Fox News’ Red Eye studio restroom!
Okay… there aren’t enough masturbation jokes here.
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