Submitted by: dunno source via Oddly Specific
Or at least leave us a free copy so we can explain things to our supervisor.
Livin’ it up while we’re goin’ down, huh?
“In light of the fact that is is now p**n hunting season, we would like to remind all employees that hunting while in the building is against corporate policy. Also, please remember that while certain concealed weapons are allowed, they must remain concealed during working hours save in authorized locations (e.g., restroom facilities…)”
His mom always knew she should never have named him Porn.
hahahahahaha! Nice ^_^
PS: Give every employee a free copy.
Are you guys sure this is actually straight pr0n..? Since the only thing like this that I’ve actually seen is an amateur gay flick with two guys doing it in the elevator…
I’ve seen straight pr0n in elevators
Did he seriously write “Nice!” on the bottem of the notice? where does this kind of thing acctualy happen?
Could be an apartment building; they have management sometimes. I just feel bad for the poor shlub who had to clean up all the used condoms.
And, in response to Per up there, I’ve had straight sex in an elevator (although I didn’t film it).
I thought there are already cameras in elevators…
Funny how many bigots are afraid to spell PORN properly but still feel the urge to comment…
i agree with you there, therefore: porn porn porn porn porn porn porn porn.
If by bigots, you mean cowards…and not someone who is a racist (because we all know them damn porns are coming in and taking our jobs…)…
Of course, it couldn’t possibly have anything to do with the fact that most of us online have gotten into the better-safe-than-sorry habit of writing it as “pr0n” due to the fact that many websites will filter out comments that contain the word “porn”.
Who is this Porn you speak of? He sounds like a nice fellow.
“What did poor Porn do to deserve being shot? did he steal someones lunch?”
“Murder. Ok as long as you clean up the mess.”
or, if they’re meaning the kind of porn with people still alive at the end
“WHERE THE HELL IS THIS ELEVATOR?” and does it happen often enough to warrant a sign. unless they done this NSFW!!!11one!
Sorry boss. It won’t happen again.
Right… focus on safety! We don’t want anyone slipping in the elevator.
(1) What’s the bag limit on Porns?
(2) Is there a minimum caliber of weapon that should be used?
I like how Porn is capitalized.
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