Submitted by: dunno source via Oddly Specific
I like to make LOUD NOISES!
WHY ARE THERE QUOTES??
Because it’s a direct quotation, of course. Signs without quotes are instructions; signs with quotes are just something someone said that got written down and put on a sign.
Now THAT is awesome.
and if a tree falls in the forest and no-one is around to hear it…
.. then please ring this bell until someone comes to assist you.”
I’m ringing it but it’s not makin noise
If it’s not making any noise, then how do you know you’re ringing it? *zen*
No-one will pay you any attention, but that wasn’t promised.
The other side of the sign says
“Please use tape for sticking”
“Please use stapler for attaching”
“Please use sponge for moistening”
No, it’s saying that if you want noise, then ring the bell, and staff will come and make some noise for you!
But I don`t see a bell 😦
Must be on silent vacation.I guess there CAN be too much noise.D:
if a tree falls in a forest and rings “a bell that makes noise”, does it still make a noise?
But that’s what I do with bells that say “Ring for service.”
Hey is that my swingline?
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