Submitted by: princesskx via Oddly Specific
Limp cash may be accepted in a pinch, however.
Surely bribery is hard cash?
Depends what they’re offering as a bribe.
i need a favor
And I have a favor.
Looks like we have the makings of a classic barter scenario.
Phew. Good thing you’re here. I’ve only got Favours. And armour, but i’m using that to recolour my honour.
*walks out with a 5-dollar object*
“You haven’t seen anything”
*puts 10 dollars in cashier’s pocket*
That makes perfect sense.
Haha! I walk past this sign on the way to uni every day. Its in Manchester< England. Suddenly went up one day, wondered what happened to make it go up!
I HAZ A FAVOURZ
But all my cash is soft, you know, the stuff made with paper.
Better bring in the 30 pound backpack full of quarters if you want that sofa.
you must be american, because canadians would say loonies or toonies, Bigger coins, and i don’t think anybody else uses quarters, so, this would not be good in america, where as somewhere where they have coins of more value, ‘hard’ cash so to speak, but i’m just blabbing on, so i’ll be shutting up now…
One more good deal and we’re out ot business
LOL at “until further notice”!
You’re from Illinois aren’t you?
No “Favors” Allowed. I wonder what kind of “Favors” they meant in there.
Souls, memories and years of life aren’t mentioned, and they are by far, the best means of payment. Plus an unspecific favor is a very powerful thing. Never promise an unspecific favor
I’m still trying to figure out how corruption could be used as payment for something…
Corruption,eh?That buisness IS corruption.
Hmmm…they didn’t mention threats. I don’t think that really falls under corruption. Are threats acceptable?
Honesty from a real work type business. Too bad the government cant operate under those conditions!
I’m sure they’s let me slide for a… “favor”. Only a “favor” in quotation though, not a regular favor.
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