Submitted by: Local Supermarket via Oddly Specific
Wait…no, it doesn’t.
I’m pretty sure ass. is a grammatically correct abbreviation of assorted. Still funny.
That’s fine when it is on a computer generated tag but would you really write it out by hand that way?
You have that backwards.
What I meant was that if it is automatically shortened to be printed on a label I understand that but if I was writing out a label would I really write out Ass.?
Do they mean turds or used butt plugs?
The bin is probably filled with gummy Venus de Milos.
obviously ass. means assorted
Man, this is one of the best abbreviations of all time and it never stops being funny! I get faxes at work all the time from “Ass. Managers.” ROFL!
Some things you just shouldn’t abbreviate. (This coming from someone who was once listed as the “Ass. to the Finance Department” in the employee directory.)
Peter: “All I could find was a cake and that big ass piñata.”
Brian: “I sure hope candy comes out of that.”
Ass candy is dandy, but ass liquor is quicker
Well, no. It doesn’t say “flavored.”
Logically, if “candy” is pleasing to the taste, and “eye candy” is pleasing to the sight, then “ass candy” is…
I don’t care what it is. It’s great and I want it, lots of it. Oh, and give me some extra to share with the girlfriend.
You deserve a medal.
It’s time to abbreviate assorted as “atd” or “ast”.
Thank God! My ass has been hounding me all week for a watermelon lollipop.
Thank the photographer for not including in the frame aforementioned “Ass. Candy”. What is seen cannot be unseen.
Which is mostly appropriate unless it’s the link Thom provided… Diabetes here I come…
Actually, the abbreviation for assorted is ASST.
hehe ass candy,wait do you eat it through your ass
I actually read that as “piss candy”
hey! i know! maybe the doctor that does the prostate exams had extra candy that he gave to the pationt that hes selling ( USES THE CANDY TO PROBE AND LETS IT GO UP THEIR ASS AND IT GETS THROWN UP! IRONIC ISINT IT?)
Too obviously an abbreviation with the fat period in place. If the period had been missing it’d be funny!
actually there is such thing as ass candy… When i was in germany 4 yrs ago they had gummy candy in the shape of asses…. on they were ass faces… so there
Why is everyone stating the obvious??? Of course ass. is short for assorted… Duh!!!
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