Submitted by: dunno source via Oddly Specific
We could all be saving a fortune on our cell phone bills!
But it sure makes it hard to download porn.
I wanted to be the one to say that!
You are a bad person. 😦
You kidding? Read Song of Solomon (in the Bible) with a good concordance (to look up what the meaning of certain phrases was in the ancient world). It is a VERY explicit love poem.
Nothing gets me going faster than Biblical porn…
Ohhhh so sexy.
to bad it is only 1 way…
Yeah and calls are dropped like 90% of the time.
Then you’re one lucky bastard…I’ve 100% packet loss on the way to God. 😦
Speaking of AT&T, I DO pray for a wireless connection, and they’re my network…
That’s false advertising.
I’ve tried it many times before, but never seemed to connect. At least, never got any reply, and pinging it always seemed to time out.
In fact, most of the time I got redirected precisely where I didn’t want to go.
Eventually, I just gave up.
Now I’m thinking of switching to the competitor.
Same problem, I don’t think their coverage area is very large. I’d like to see the map for this service.
Maybe you just need to reconfigure your router?
Typical tech-support response, blaming the user for over-promising and under-delivering.
Well the competitor does provide excellent service, watch out for that contract. I hear they ask for your soul as a down payment and there’s no cancellation once you sign up.
Really? You mean, AOL?
… that actually explains many things….
That wireless isn’t reliable. I prefer a good, solid Ceiling Cat5.
I see what you did there! But seriously, Cat6 is better.
Can you hear me now? Can you hear me now?
Tell AT&T? I think they know.
Then again, waving a stick around in the air gets you better reception than AT&T.
Yeah but have you tried to get a data plan from them lately? Forget it.
Ya, whats with them thinking they are all high and mighty and all?
Nah, even if it’s free, I’ll pass. There are waaaaay too many strings attached, and it’s run by insane people.
This is so true.
I prayed for porn. I now have more porn than I can climb.
(I love that guy!)
I hardly ever get answer, but I think the connection’s broken on my end, got to get that fixed.
You and me both.
There’s an old Dilbert strip where Dogbert, commenting on the fact that most large, powerful machines are built out of simpler, less capable components, wonders if God is the consciousness that will be created when enough people are connected to the internet, to which Dilbert replies, “That would really limit the kinds of files you could download…”
before that they had wire connection and it ended in a scandal.
Really? My calls never seem to get through, and God NEVER calls me back.
Sure your battery is charged up? ; -}
Is that why they hold their hands up in church? Better reception?
How do I know if my router supports prayers?
hey ….. if this is AVATAR and were on PANDORA this is perfectly true 😛
Wow… i think i actually know where this is (or at least the same message on a church’s signboard)… Central Massachusetts along route 140. XD I remember driving by it and thinking… lol. just too bad the overage charges are astronomically expensive.
This sign…It’s win!
Holy crap, I’ve seen that sign! I remember driving with my sister, and seeing it.
Eh. You never get good reception, unless you’re schizophrenic.
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