That Means You, Clown

Funny Signs - That Means You, Clown

Submitted by: At the entrance of a pizza pub in Independence, MO via Oddly Specific

Remember when you were a kid and your mom would say “be careful with that! You’ll poke someone’s eye out!”

This isn’t what she was talking about.

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21 Responses to That Means You, Clown

  1. Biri says:

    Where is Anykind and what do their balloons look like?

  2. 5150 says:

    Balloons are as creepy as clowns. They squeak annoyingly when you hold them, they shrink over time, and they can pop from the slightest pressure. *shivers*

    • Wolverine Girl says:

      I was at a party when I was 2 and had some pop in my face. I was scared of the stupid things all through childhood, and even now I can’t stand them near my face. Oh and I’m with you on the clowns *shudders*

  3. Steve says:

    The balloon police are watching…

  4. Mike says:

    Two words….”Latex allergy”

    • cailan says:

      Mmmm… Layyy-texxx… *gargle drool*

    • Hope says:

      Most balloons these days are made of mylar, not latex.

    • Mike says:

      Umm.. not exactly, Mylar balloons are the ones we see the most because the are sold everywhere and almost always sold already inflated. Latex balloons , however, still out sell Mylar or the metallic style balloons nearly 500 to one.There are vinyl balloons for those with allergies.

    • SiloDog says:

      Absolutely… and, no, most balloons that are used for kids, parties, freebies are not Mylar… at least not here. Good news? Silly Bandz are silicone!

    • pltttt says:

      it says no ballons of any kind not no latex

    • M says:

      Problem is lots of people are too dumb to know the difference, so it’s better to just eliminate all balloons.

  5. Geoff says:

    This is true at my son’s workplace too. He thinks it has something to do with the sprinkler systems.

  6. Gracie says:

    Biri beat me to it. Hee.

  7. Tasi says:

    Balloons are evil…they end up in oceans, which can look like yummy food to sea creatures (espescially seajelly-eating turtles), and eventually kill them.
    I’m normally not so anal about things…but balloons should be perma-banned anywhere near a coastline.

  8. G. James says:

    It is not a balloon! It is an airship!

  9. Jane says:

    I worked at an indoor swap meet that had the roof set up w/burglar alarms to prevent anyone from entering the building that way. It also had a ‘no balloons or radio-controlled miniature aircraft’ rule because when crap would hit the ceiling the alarms would go off.

  10. The One Guy says:

    I can’t believe I’m the one saying this, but that really does looked photoshoped.

    • Sargasm says:

      I think it’s photoshopped too, but why?

    • SteveHatesClowns says:

      It isn’t. I live in Independence. This sign is on the front door to Fun House Pizza on 40 Highway. Idk why it’s there, but it’s real.

  11. Jerry says:

    I guess Pamela Anderson isn’t welcome then…haha see what i did there

  12. noneofyourbusiness says:

    The company my husband works for banned balloons decades ago – they were used for recruitment when the union was forming and they couldn’t ban the union, but they banned ballons.

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