Submitted by: dunno source via Oddly Specific
Unless it’s Bella Swan. I’d totally mow that b*tch down.
First thing I thought of was slow zombies.
Same here. And we know they’re slow so we don’t need a warning, do we?
I was mildly amused until I read the post-submit comment. Then I laughed out loud.
The extreme hatred for a fictional character WAS pleasantly surprising!
You probably do more time for killing a swan than for killing a human. Even if she does smell wonderful.
Sgt. Angel —
The swan’s escaped the castle.
— Peter Ian Staker
Everything went well? Yarp. And you’ve taken care of him? Yarp. And he won’t be getting back up again? Um…. Narp?
Omg, haven’t seen that movie in so long! I need to pirate another copy, I can’t find it in town and I’m not paying S&H
Thanks for the caution. But I choose to go fast.
+10 dead babies
Stephen King’s The Slow Mutants
Too bad it wasn’t AND Dogs.
Some swans here belong to the Queen. Not sure what the penalty is for killing one, but it’s worth knowing lol.
All swans in the UK are protected by the Queen. The penalty for killing a swan IS imprisonment but i don’t know for how long.
The “Dead Slow Here”? Are the dead fast somewhere else? I’m just so confused!
Damn zombies on a gardener, child, swan, or dog killing spree.
so true 😀
Well I don’t care fore Garedeners, Children, Swans or Dogs….Weeeeeeeeeee
Actually, I wouldn’t mind killing Bella Swan. Yes, my name really is Victoria and I have red hair.
cosh, why everyone hates twilight that much? its just a bunch of books/movies that are loved by teenage girls. they are just needing a short break from the reality
Because unfortunately there are some rather misguided ideas there in a book targeted at people young enough to take them seriously (the most obvious being stalking=love).
I won’t slow down for stray dogs, but ok on the other three.
actually in England it illegal to kill any stray swans because they are property of the queen and you can be prosecuted for it for up to 3 years
HOW FUCKED UP IS THAT!!!!
Oblivion- Real vampires
Twilight- sparkly crap with bed-head hair, Stalking, you can’t be that strong without getting your shit fucked in the sun.
No vampires are real because vampires don’t exist.
ZOMG KILL BELLA YESSSSSSSSSS at least keep jacob around hes hot…….hate twilight, love taylor lautner
I love their priorities! Gardeners are more important than children, and swans are more important than dogs
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