Submitted by: weezburger via Oddly Specific
I’d “love” a cup of “coffee!”
If its “coffee” and “chocolate,” then what IS it then?
Chipmunk and squirrel fat?
Sorry it’s chicory and carob
wow, i legit rofl’d at this one
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“Hallelujah”! Unneccesary quotation “marks” are my “favorite” on oddlyspecific! “Thank” you!
You crazy interns…
I… don’t think I want to know what the “chocolate” is…
No, if it’s “coffee”, that sounds like Baldrick made it.
No thanks… I’ll just have the “lemonade”.
The “coffee” is fine, but stay away from the “cream.”
I wonder how much for the “coke” and the “powerade” sitting up there on the “refrigerator”?
The “chocolate” is what concerns me. The least distasteful scenario I can come up with involves warm water and a brown crayon…
Dr. Evil’s shop?
Also isn’t it a bit expensive
Pobably heated by a “laser”
Hmmm, this makes me think about something else, think “nightclub”
The “coffee” is dirty water and the “chocolate” is diarhea! Oh, crap. Now I don’t even want the “smoothie”…
Well, I would say, since it’s “coffee” and “chocolate”, would that make it Ovaltine and Sanka?
No, it’s like the old Dunkin Donuts commercial. Thus the “I’d love a ‘coffee’.” reference.
I’ll take the “chocolate” if I can pay with “money”
I’ll just “give” you some “money” and start “drinking” it then!
It’s GTA type hot coffee.
Chocolate is the backdoor style.
At only $2.25, this is a deal you shouldn’t pass up.
Unless you would rather not get a free STD with purchase.
[Austin picks up a boiling pot, with a stool sample from Fat Bastard inside]
Austin: Cor! This coffee smells like shit!
Basil: It *is* shit, Austin.
Austin: Oh, good. Then it’s not just me.
Austin: [Smacks lips] It’s a bit nutty.
Here, i have 3 “dollars” with me. Is that “enough”? Do you have “cream” and “sugar”?
This one make me laugh.
I wouldn’t take the “chocolate”, especially if it were served in a cup by 2 girls.
Ah yes, “coffee and chocolate”.
We’ve dismissed those claims.
Hey, where’s finger quotin’ Margo when you need her?
I’d do “Coffee”.
She sounds HOT.
This reminds wme of an episode of corner gas
her flyers said “free” lessons.
I wonder what kind of “vendor stand” this is?
It would be worse if it said “fresh” coffee, “hot” chocolate.
This was a vendor stand in Washington DC during the inauguration. Glad y’all like it! I’m getting a kick out of your comments!
I always thought the “coffee” and “hot chocolate” that came out of certain vending machines deserved quotes around them. But look above the sign — you *can* have a real Coke!
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