*Wink Wink*

Funny Signs - *Wink Wink*

Submitted by: Sydney Central Station NSW Australia via Oddly Specific

By which of course they mean no jerky making.

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18 Responses to *Wink Wink*

  1. Your innerself says:

    What??? Shit!

  2. 5150 says:

    Crap, now I can’t smoke my shoes no more.

  3. skeptic says:

    No, they mean “substantial smoking is forbidden”.

  4. yosuppeeps says:

    gens pauvres;

  5. Siirenias says:

    But this elk meat won’t smoke itself!

  6. wilywyrm says:

    Definitely.

  7. Christopher says:

    It oddly isn’t specific at all.

    • X says:

      It could be made less so.

      “Manipulating any substance is prohibited.”

      or even

      “Substances prohibited.”

  8. says:

    Is that a euphemism?

  9. The Amazing Rando says:

    But I really want to smoke this ham!

  10. petrey says:

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
    i LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE jerkey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    and SMOKED ham

  11. Untelligent says:

    I’d like to have heard the argument that resulted in the wording on this sign.

  12. jamimaswitness says:

    but its MEDICINAL!!!!!!!!

  13. Huey says:

    What’s so funny about this sign? It just means people can’t smoke cigarettes or marijuana etc

  14. HelenaTroy says:

    The London Underground has signs saying that’s it’s illegal to smoke anywhere – I always want to put a note on, saying, “I don’t smoke anywhere, I smoke tobacco” – your sign might be a way round this! *s*

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