Submitted by: dunno source via Oddly Specific
My lips are sealed.
Shhhh, Don’t Tell!
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They should have added: “Shh! It’s a secret, don’t tell anyone else!” or maybe “If you find out about it, we’ll kill you!”
Or: “Silence! I kill you!”
It’s a museum, as denoted by the museum symbol.
ahahaha this is in scotland!
its also in england.
I think this should be on Friends of Irony
It already is. Somewhere there.
Then proceed to enter by turning the combo lock to 4-3-2-1, opening the blast door, and finally telling the armed guard inside that Ted sent you.
Once inside, feel free to check out the top secret weapons testing programs of the day, or watch the ever-popular horde of scientists pour over classified documents. On your way out, don’t forget to pick up your complimentary nuclear launch key under the mat in radar compartment #6.
Nononono… The combination is 1-2-3-4-5. Everyone knows that! 😉
That’s the same as my luggage!
Two space balls references ftw
Of course we do, sir!
nu, the password is ….. “password”
What happens in the bunker STAYS in the bunker.
unless it’s classified, then everyone knows.
that made me lol
That is in Singapore. Been there.
You’re only off by a few thousand miles. It’s in Fife. Next time you want to claim that you’ve been somewhere you clearly haven’t you might at least try googling.
Theres also one in Cheshire that I’ve been past a hundred times.
Next time you want to shoot someone down on the internet, remember the world is a big place.
I’m sure there’s also one in Essex
Yup Kelvadon Hatch…Though this sing isnt for that one because i drive past daily, and there isnt a sign saying 180 yards 🙂
Secret bunker is secr….oh crap!
Actually this is not far from my house. The point is that it WAS secret up until about ten years ago; then it was surplus to requirements, and sold off. The eventual owner turned it into a tourist attraction – but I can promise you that until then, nobody had any idea it existed!
One of George W. Bush’s lesser-known screwups.
i live about an hour and a half away from it. visited it.
Secret bunker is not so secret. Just a museum. But it still looks funny.
I submitted this picture, yes it’s a museum now. This sign is in the Northwest of England, but I’m sure there are similar signs all over Great Britain
In the words of Admiral Ackbar, “It’s a trap!”
The one in Scotland got broken into, and the guy held a one-man siege. funniest thing in the world.
lol i remember that. wasn’t the guys name Ronals Mcdonald too? You could not make that crap up lol.
not a secret the most secert thing about the one in cheshire are ware the nazi rats are
Ahh!! A sign for Hack Green Nuclear Bunker… tagline ‘Duck and Cover.’
Yes that was the absolutely (dead?) serious government advice to the UK public on what to do in the event of nuclear attack.
A very weird place.
There’s at least a dozen of them across Britain, there’s two within 30 miles of where I live!
Quite possibly Kelvedon Hatch, and people have been making this “joke” around the internet for about fifteen doggam years now.
http://www.secretnuclearbunker.com/
http://maps.google.co.uk/maps?q=secret+nuclear+bunker&oe=utf-8&client=firefox-a&ie=UTF8&hl=en&hq=secret+nuclear+bunker&hnear=&ll=51.706608,0.22522&spn=0.873987,0.883026&z=10&iwloc=A
Though there are a couple others, as mentioned, in Cheshire and in Scotland.
There’s actually one in Harwich too, not just Scotland.
I would say this probably is the one in Fife becase that one was rather imaginativly called “the secret bunker” It looks more like one of the scottish tourist signs than the english ones. Don’t all the English tourist signs have a fancy rose design on them? I’ve not been to England for a while and can’t remember properly lol
Staffordshire, on road to Woore from A34.
I know because I made the V shaped dent in it with a gardening tool a few years back.