Submitted by: Westminister, Colorado via Oddly Specific
Don’t forget, it’s most dangerous when it’s melted.
You mean I’ve had this dangerous stuff floating in my drink all this time!? Sue! SUE!
+1 internets for you.
Don’t get what is so funny.
The fact that the submitter misspelled his hometown. Westminster has only one ‘i’.
I know exactly where this is!
And I HATE when people say/write Westminister.
“Eastminister” pisses me off.
i hat wen peple spull tings rong
you spelled i right. although i geuss if capitalization counts…
Ban dihydrogen monoxide!
Yes! This scary sounding chemical is contaminating our water supplies!!!
you know, that stuff will dissolve just about anything…and they put it in INFANT FORMULA. will someone please think of the children?!?
You can die from too much DHMO ingestion. I’m actually serious >.>
And blue jello!!!!!
and soilent green! its people man!
So I should stay out of my freezer?
Yes, as far away as possible, and steer clear of barbecues, picnics, and tailgate parties, these are all known hangouts of Ice. Also watch out for its known accomplices, ice tea, scotch on the rocks, and Slurpee’s, just to name a few.
NO! Not the slurpees! Please, not them!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
OMG! Ice is NEVER safe?!?!? To think all these years I’ve been using it for aches and pains and nicely chilled margaritas…I never realized how dangerously I was living. I’ll never enjoy another cool drink again…curse you ice and your dangerous ways..
No, keep using the ice. Live on the edge!
AAAAAAHHHHHH!!! Not scotch on the rocks! Don’t ice your scotch – at least not the good stuff! Just a few drops of dihydrogen monoxide to release the flavors!
And, I live about 1/4 mile from this area of “Westminister” – I’ve seen this sign hundreds of times, and it never occurred to me to find it funny. Damn I’m slow!
This explains why my mommy said to stay away from the man in the van who said he had ice cream at home. She knew the ice in the ice cream was dangerous! This also explains why we never had ice cream. Ever.
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