Suck it Up, Pansy

Funny Signs - Suck it Up, Pansy

Submitted by: dunno source via Oddly Specific

Nothing is more awkward than someone crying while riding public transit.

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51 Responses to Suck it Up, Pansy

  1. Seibee says:

    What if the person’s just tired? Does the conductor have a list of signs of despair to look for?

  2. Malicron says:

    Isn’t this a repeat? I seem to recall this from a “Stickman in Peril”

    • Repeat Offended says:

      Yes. It is. *unimpressed* lol. clearly I have nothing better to do than go on oddlyspecific.com… it’s true… I don’t…

  3. Ærnst says:

    “I just cant take it anymore!” Taxi’s, that is.

  4. mags says:

    Hey, it’s my bus fare and I’ll cry if I want to!

  5. Isengrim says:

    I hope this sign isn’t in the Toronto subway, because really, you can’t live in Toronto without utter and complete despair.

  6. Anonymous says:

    Cheer up emo-sparkly-vampire-douche bag! It`s for your own protection! If you come on the bus all emo and shit we will kick your ass!

  7. Snookie_Townshend says:

    Longest train ride of my life was coming back from a Lou Reed concert in NYC – there was a very drunken girl across the aisle from us sobbing into her coat because she had a massive fight with her boyfriend. Meanwhile, my equally drunken and soon to be ex-boyfriend kept trying to get, shall we say, way too personal with me on the train. I finally had to yell at him to get him to back off. Awkward…..

  8. Music-chan says:

    But what do they do if you’re despairing? Tickle you until you’re happy? WHAT IF TICKLING DESPAIRS YOU MORE!?

  9. MahnaMahna says:

    Ben. Oh sorry, wrong website. This made me lol.

  10. xX Princess Heartbreak Xx says:

    The sign next to be installed is “Anti-depressants will be provided.”

  11. Steve says:

    So the despair police come around and give you a whack – yea, that’ll help.

  12. awesomeness says:

    if you ride with despair they end your misery by throwing you out.

  13. Sarge says:

    This is from George Bush’s America. If you ride with despair, the terrorists win. So make sure the fascist conservatives win and paste that smile on your face. Or else they’ll call you a terrorist and deport you to Cuba.

    Now look sad and say: “rigged voting machines”

    • bdunwithat says:

      If conservatives are fascist then liberals are communist.

      See, conservatives know how to point out the extremist 5% too.

      Both sides are mostly moderate *political affiliation here* and not straight up extremist nutjobs, lets remember that 😉

  14. fish eye no miko says:

    Is it ok if I ride with mild ennui?

  15. Angela says:

    De ja vu?

  16. Devil Dan says:

    This means you, Shinji.

  17. Rachel of Cyberia says:

    I am polite enough to wait till I get home to break into an unstoppable crying jag. But my momma raised me right.

  18. AkiraUK says:

    We badly need this on the tube here in London, it’s one of the most depressing places to be especially at rush hour!

    • justme says:

      Aha actually when I was there riding the Tube was really interesting. Trying to cram 42 teenagers plus 3 teachers plus whatever guides were with us into one or two cars without losing anybody was an adventure, especially during rush hour! Good for some laughs, though.

  19. Bronx says:

    Hey look – a new sign at Fenway Park!!!

  20. totinospizzarolls says:

    its just a spanish sign reflecting and its spanish backwards

    • JP says:

      Are you blind or just stupid? Even the reflection is English, just, y’know… backwards. Reflected.

      I’m gonna go with stupid. 8D

  21. D.M. says:

    Wonder how this rule is enforced….
    “ARE YOU CRYING ON MY TRAIN?! ARE YOU CRYING?!”

  22. LSP says:

    What about being emo and depressed? Can I do that on your train?

  23. C says:

    Ah for God’s sake… I have just noticed that another caption appears when you roll your mouse cursor over the pics…

    Now I have to check them all from the beginning. Goodbye productive afternoon of work.

  24. BouncyPaw says:

    I love how at the bottom it says,
    “Keep hopes up”

  25. Sam says:

    Grey skies are going to clear up, put on a happy face. Pick out a pleasant outlook,Stick out that noble chin.Wipe off that “full of doubt” look,
    Slap on a happy grin!.

  26. Nozomu Itoshiki says:

    I’M IN DESPAIR! THE FACT THAT I CAN’T RIDE PUBLIC TRANSIT WITH DESPAIR HAS LEFT ME IN DESPAIR!

  27. jimmy dogg says:

    That’s it, cry-baby! You’re walking!

  28. Jill Morrison says:

    Maybe they are in despair because they are riding public transit.

  29. Tanner says:

    Yeah, rosa parks was riding like that, and she fuckin got arrested!!!

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