I Hope It’s Premium

Funny Signs - I Hope It's Premium Submitted by: dunno source via Oddly Specific

Because sometimes a triple espresso just doesn’t cut it.

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45 Responses to I Hope It’s Premium

  1. mags says:

    All I can think of is Zoolander…

    In any case, you don’t have to tell me twice.

  2. Who’ll be operating the pistol nozzle??

  3. TheCannyScot says:

    Get the lead out, mister!

  4. Sarge says:

    Despite this sign, you will still be hosed at the pumps.
    They just won’t actually stick the nozzle up the butt of stick-man, that’s all.

    Now look sad and say “Gas Prices”

  5. Liviu says:

    Now that’s what I call FULL service 🙂

  6. the Thadd says:

    you know someone had to have done it for there to be a sign for it. strangely I’m not surprise by this.

  7. zac299 says:

    methinkes that this is ment for that other website… you know… the one with the signes?… yea… that one…

  8. Snookie_Townshend says:

    I can’ t decide if it’s funny or really scary that they need a sign like that in the first place. And why am I thinking of that scene in “Zoolander” where all his friends are having the gasoline fight at the station and someone lights a cigarette?

  9. Mindfield says:

    To be fair, there are those who are confused on the concept of what it is to “get gas.”

  10. aquarius11 says:

    Isn’t this a two person job?

  11. Bookmobiler says:

    Was that found on a gass pump?

  12. Kuchibi says:

    OBviously this is a “Do not refuel your giant japanese robot here” sign. They need them in Japan. Do you know how much gas it takes to fill up Voltron?

  13. Ted says:

    “do not have sex with nozzle, we are already screwing you”

  14. Duke says:

    It’s frightening that this happens often enough to create a sign for it.

  15. Anna H says:

    Insert gas joke here.

  16. Seibee says:

    Does the petrol station have an off-licence attached? Cause I can’t think why anyone would try that unless they were drunk.

    If they did when they weren’t, I’m scared..

  17. HASAHOTDOG says:

    So when people say Ur full of gass….

  18. Lizard says:

    Hmmmm… that’s odd, usually it’s gas coming out of that end that people want to ban.

  19. David McIntosh says:

    There’s a break in the line. Does that mean I can do it?

  20. "Stripperella" says:

    Stickman is kinky

  21. Suestrav says:

    I’m more familiar with gas coming OUT of that end.

  22. d says:

    Well, I’m hoping it just means don’t turn your back on the nozzle; keep an eye on it when fueling. Please let that be it.

  23. awesomeness says:

    i hope its a hybrid stickman

  24. S Peery says:

    Oh man, Shoveron with Techron is the only way to go on this one! Keep those bowels of yours squeaky clean.

  25. rasmAn says:

    no, it’s superrrrrr, thanks for asking!

  26. shake4it says:

    I would imagine that people have actually tried this in the hopes of farting afterwards and shooting even bigger flames out their rear.

  27. ShellAnswerMan says:

    Must be in San Francisco

  28. Alfred E Neuman says:

    Easy! This is a warning sign that says, “Hey, Stickman! Don’t bend over to tie your shoe or you’ll get a rude surprise!”

  29. blokeice says:

    hmm i wonder what incident prompted them to put up that sign.

  30. corkscrewfork says:

    now see, what bothers me isn’t so much the guy taking the gas to his car through his butt, but why in the name of all that f***s does he have feet on his hands???

  31. x says:

    that’s compressed air not petrol/gasoline. see news stories like http://www.thereader.es/en/andalucia-news-stories/1297-air-in-anus-practical-joke-boy-close-to-death.html (and my internet connection is now on a list for having googled that :()

  32. halochick says:

    why the hell would ANYONE want to shove a gas pump up their_____?
    and who paints these signs? whoever it is, I hope they get paid VERY, VERY well.

  33. iyr says:

    tell the gas company to STOP FUCKING US IN THE ASS!!!

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