Submitted by: dunno source via Oddly Specific
Because sometimes a triple espresso just doesn’t cut it.
All I can think of is Zoolander…
In any case, you don’t have to tell me twice.
Heehee, Nice…Where were you for the Kung-Fu fighting gas pump sign? I got no love for my Zoolander comment
Ow so painful, ever have anal, well it’s the same thing only it burns.
in Soviet Russia… gas fuels you!
What I want to know is….. Is he filling up the gas pump, or is the gas pump filling up him?
soooo, anywhere else you fuel gas? did you misinterpret the meaning of the soviet russia joke?
Who’ll be operating the pistol nozzle??
Get the lead out, mister!
Despite this sign, you will still be hosed at the pumps.
They just won’t actually stick the nozzle up the butt of stick-man, that’s all.
Now look sad and say “Gas Prices”
Now that’s what I call FULL service 🙂
you know someone had to have done it for there to be a sign for it. strangely I’m not surprise by this.
Makes me wonder how many did that!
methinkes that this is ment for that other website… you know… the one with the signes?… yea… that one…
I can’ t decide if it’s funny or really scary that they need a sign like that in the first place. And why am I thinking of that scene in “Zoolander” where all his friends are having the gasoline fight at the station and someone lights a cigarette?
To be fair, there are those who are confused on the concept of what it is to “get gas.”
Yes, cause and effect should be exchanged here.
Isn’t this a two person job?
Was that found on a gass pump?
No man, that is on a drive thru menu can’t you tell? All drive thru menu’s have a button to speak to the attendant on them, it should be obvious.
Must be Taco Bell.
yeah taco bell always gives me gas
OBviously this is a “Do not refuel your giant japanese robot here” sign. They need them in Japan. Do you know how much gas it takes to fill up Voltron?
“do not have sex with nozzle, we are already screwing you”
^lol, comment win! 😀
It’s frightening that this happens often enough to create a sign for it.
Insert gas joke here.
Does the petrol station have an off-licence attached? Cause I can’t think why anyone would try that unless they were drunk.
If they did when they weren’t, I’m scared..
So when people say Ur full of gass….
Hmmmm… that’s odd, usually it’s gas coming out of that end that people want to ban.
There’s a break in the line. Does that mean I can do it?
Stickman is kinky
I’m more familiar with gas coming OUT of that end.
Well, I’m hoping it just means don’t turn your back on the nozzle; keep an eye on it when fueling. Please let that be it.
i hope its a hybrid stickman
Oh man, Shoveron with Techron is the only way to go on this one! Keep those bowels of yours squeaky clean.
no, it’s superrrrrr, thanks for asking!
I would imagine that people have actually tried this in the hopes of farting afterwards and shooting even bigger flames out their rear.
Must be in San Francisco
Easy! This is a warning sign that says, “Hey, Stickman! Don’t bend over to tie your shoe or you’ll get a rude surprise!”
hmm i wonder what incident prompted them to put up that sign.
now see, what bothers me isn’t so much the guy taking the gas to his car through his butt, but why in the name of all that f***s does he have feet on his hands???
that’s compressed air not petrol/gasoline. see news stories like http://www.thereader.es/en/andalucia-news-stories/1297-air-in-anus-practical-joke-boy-close-to-death.html (and my internet connection is now on a list for having googled that :()
why the hell would ANYONE want to shove a gas pump up their_____?
and who paints these signs? whoever it is, I hope they get paid VERY, VERY well.
tell the gas company to STOP FUCKING US IN THE ASS!!!
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