Submitted by: dunno source via Oddly Specific
Don’t? Don’t what?! I HAVE TO KNOW!!!
DONUT. There, fixed that.
the ultimate cliff hanger
Dont run out of ink.
Dont get blank page syndrome.
Dont do things we can’t print.
Dont forget the ‘ when you write don’t.
… you know it’s wrong
Don’t go into the house.
Don’t open this door.
Don’t check out the basement.
Don’t look behind,
Don’t look in there,
Don’t look up,
Don’t look anywhere,
Don’t scream for help,
…squeeze the Charmin?
OMG SO DO I!!!
It’s very zen. You simultaneously do and don’t have a wonderful warm weekend.
Its a Schrodinger’s cat type paradox. Have a wonderful weekend AND don’t have one. You won’t collapse the wave until Monday morning. THEN and only then will you know for sure.
I know a lot of people who don’t collapse the wave on Mondays. “How was your weekend?” “well, I don’t know, okay maybe”. They are happier with the uncertainty than with a definite result.
Perhaps you don’t sufficiently collapse their wave when you ask how their weekend was.
The suspense is killing me.
…go on break in the middle of finishing a sign. Forgetting to finish like that simultaneously confuses and pisses people off.
… omit apostrophes.
Left blank for your own arrest record.
Just DON’T. *wags finger*
Don’t ok?… just don’t!
But… But I just…
DON’T!! Trust me… it’s better if you (puts hand on shoulder) don’t.
What if I…
(puts finger to lips as to say shhhh then quietly, almost whispered): don’t
I feel late because i was gonna put “DON’T What!? DON’T WHAAATTTT!!!???”
Gosh… That really isn’t sincere. Here these people are telling us to have a nice, warm weekend. But, at the same time don’t have one?
The people who write these signs really do seem to have grudges.
aw damn. these people accidentally the whole sign lol
Drink and Drive is my guess, though after my weekend…
Let your mother play cards until 3am (then you have to drive her home and babysit her all day while she is groggy and attempts to eat via her belly button)
Technically speaking, isn’t this oddly nonspecific?
nope, they accidenty the sign.
Just don’t do it!
… forget to finish what you start.
…mention Candlejack, because we all know what happe
…write “don’t” here or you will be eaten by a giant dinosaur
… be over taken by the zombies. They’ve already got us.
Don’t have a wonderful warm weekend!
I’m guessing it’s a deliberate play on the expression “don’t forget to write” which usually is said to people taking a break.
The joke being, of course, that they forgot to write “forget to write.”
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