Submitted by: My friend found it in a Korean restaurant in London via Oddly Specific
You mean you’ve never had a meal THAT good?
Just Yanking You
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That’s in this country? How awesome.
Presumably gratifying yourself *towards* the toilet is fine…
I’m honestly not sure if that’s a “please don’t choke the chicken” sign, or a “for pete’s sake, learn to aim” sign. I’ve seen more than enough public bathrooms where the previous occupants clearly added a third option to horseshoes and hand grenades.
I think it means sit, don’t stand.
@Lugh: Thermonuclear weapons?
If that picture is accurate in terms of scale, he can do it at MY house…
Heck, I’d do it for him.
lmao no really i loved your response! i laughed so hard i cried.
Check out the unit on that guy!!!
You mean that fire hose?
Makes perfect sense.
Either get a woman on the right side or face towards the toilet, don’t go all over the floor. It is a public space.
Ha! What if he favours men?
Uh, right
Damnnnn those noodles were gooooood!!!
Just yanking your chan, mate.
What frightens me the most is this:
It happened enough times that they felt a sign was needed!
All together now: “Ewwwwww!!!”
Not allowed to wank the wrong way! Makes the foor slippery…
So if you sit to do it it’s OK?
Errr…. I had an erection…
Congrats your a homosexual =D
Where can I get some copies of that one for the supervisors office where I work?
I note that they do not include a braille message on the sign. Presumably, this would be a good idea, as people who tend to do that THAT much have probably already gone blind….
Myth.
It’th Mytheth, thir!
He just doesn’t want to pay an extra 50 cents to add dressing to his salad
High five Al Gore.
For the comment, not his ecological hypocrisy.
good thing I can’t read
I’ll have what he’s having.
WHat no playin nintendo wii sports in the bathroom? Man that sucks
You ALWAYS cum INTO the toilet bowl. C’mon people, if you’re going to masturbate in public, do it right.
I think it means sit, don’t stand.
No masturbating Abe Lincolns allowed in that bathroom. Everyone else is OK, though.
i thought Abe was shot, not hung…
!!!!!!!! that’s a good one 😀
I always thought “Do you come here often” was a cheezy pick up line, but now I realise I had the spelling wrong and the inquiry was along a whole different line.
they must serve some awesome food there .. LOL
Interesting… a metphor for “No Wanks” maybe?
I wonder if what the waitresses look like.
If it’s in a Korean restaurant, the dick should be smaller >_<
Are you supposed to turn TOWARD the toilet?
HAHAHA they don’t need to worry about penises that big in Korea.
Don’t you think that it might mean “Don’t shake it so strong once you’re done, we’re sick of drips of urine everywhere”?
They need these signs in White Castle toilets. Trust me, I know someone who worked in one and those places should be declared toxic waste dumps.
Please, We just cleaned the floors.