Just Yanking You

Funny Signs - Just Yanking You

Submitted by: My friend found it in a Korean restaurant in London via Oddly Specific

You mean you’ve never had a meal THAT good?

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44 Responses to Just Yanking You

  1. Seibee says:

    That’s in this country? How awesome.

  2. Jimmah says:

    Presumably gratifying yourself *towards* the toilet is fine…

  3. Lugh says:

    I’m honestly not sure if that’s a “please don’t choke the chicken” sign, or a “for pete’s sake, learn to aim” sign. I’ve seen more than enough public bathrooms where the previous occupants clearly added a third option to horseshoes and hand grenades.

  4. eeee says:

    If that picture is accurate in terms of scale, he can do it at MY house…

  5. Melissa says:

    Check out the unit on that guy!!!

  6. bob_super says:

    Makes perfect sense.
    Either get a woman on the right side or face towards the toilet, don’t go all over the floor. It is a public space.

  7. UKSponge360 says:

    Damnnnn those noodles were gooooood!!!

  8. OMG says:

    Just yanking your chan, mate.

  9. nerdboy20950 says:

    What frightens me the most is this:

    It happened enough times that they felt a sign was needed!

    All together now: “Ewwwwww!!!”

  10. Someone says:

    Not allowed to wank the wrong way! Makes the foor slippery…

  11. Mathy says:

    So if you sit to do it it’s OK?

  12. Mike says:

    Errr…. I had an erection…

  13. Mike says:

    Where can I get some copies of that one for the supervisors office where I work?

  14. Rage says:

    I note that they do not include a braille message on the sign. Presumably, this would be a good idea, as people who tend to do that THAT much have probably already gone blind….

  15. Al Gore says:

    He just doesn’t want to pay an extra 50 cents to add dressing to his salad

  16. David McIntosh says:

    High five Al Gore.

    For the comment, not his ecological hypocrisy.

  17. threephasewolf says:

    good thing I can’t read

  18. Spud says:

    I’ll have what he’s having.

  19. gintama says:

    WHat no playin nintendo wii sports in the bathroom? Man that sucks

  20. Chasen says:

    You ALWAYS cum INTO the toilet bowl. C’mon people, if you’re going to masturbate in public, do it right.

  21. Amy says:

    I think it means sit, don’t stand.

  22. Sancho says:

    No masturbating Abe Lincolns allowed in that bathroom. Everyone else is OK, though.

  23. Caprica Jones says:

    I always thought “Do you come here often” was a cheezy pick up line, but now I realise I had the spelling wrong and the inquiry was along a whole different line.

  24. Sam says:

    they must serve some awesome food there .. LOL

  25. tlsheff says:

    Interesting… a metphor for “No Wanks” maybe?

  26. Eden says:

    I wonder if what the waitresses look like.

  27. John Doe says:

    If it’s in a Korean restaurant, the dick should be smaller >_<

  28. Sara Starr says:

    Are you supposed to turn TOWARD the toilet?

  29. boo says:

    HAHAHA they don’t need to worry about penises that big in Korea.

  30. DonTWorryBeHappy says:

    Don’t you think that it might mean “Don’t shake it so strong once you’re done, we’re sick of drips of urine everywhere”?

  31. Nozomu Itoshiki says:

    They need these signs in White Castle toilets. Trust me, I know someone who worked in one and those places should be declared toxic waste dumps.

  32. 猫又|Demon|Kitteh|猫又 says:

    Please, We just cleaned the floors.

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