Perfect for Trail Mix!

Funny Signs - Perfect for Trail Mix!

Submitted by: Trader Joes via Oddly Specific

Trouble is, only a virgin can buy it.

OH MY GOD!

They have DRIED FRUIT!

Hydrated Man

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33 Responses to Perfect for Trail Mix!

  1. Music-chan says:

    So THAT’S where all the unicorns went!

    • blokeice says:

      mmmmm. unicorns… delicious

    • obamathellama says:

      my mom works for the trader joes store in our town. she’s the head of the sign team – a team of 2 or more people in charge of hand making all or most of the signs in the store. trader joes coorperate has actually said that the philosophy of having local professionally trained artists in every store making unique and special art work is part of their company philosophy.

      so yes, for those of you who were wondering, this was probably hung by a professional artist, whom are generally given free range in the store to do what ever they want with it as long as it is not offensive to anyone and it fits in with a theme that they have consistantly been keeping throughout the store.

      my mom’s store amazing. i love it there. plus trader joes has really good health insurance for their employees, and nice retirement planning services.

  2. Seibee says:

    Chase your dreams!

  3. orion says:

    That’s dangerous, everybody knows unicorn is lethal to mortals!

    • Reki says:

      But remember, if you rub their horn, you can get some unicorn mayonnaise, then later it can teach you how to cross swords…

  4. nuba says:

    my mum always says the shop has no unicorns

  5. Hydrated Man says:

    OH MY GOD!

    They have DRIED FRUIT!

  6. curious says:

    Talk about bigotry! The Trolls and the Gremlins were refused THEIR aisles! Damn snobby Unicorns…

  7. mab says:

    We’re going to candy mountain, Charlie!

  8. omfg says:

    I could sure go for some unicorn.

  9. Sarge says:

    Wait, nuts and dried fruit don’t count as snacks? They needs to put up a separate sign just for that?

  10. attorneys says:

    this photo can’t be real.

  11. Luke says:

    Are the unicorns dried too? Well…too bad I can’t find fresh unicorns anymore.
    PS: the one from Clash Of the Titans wasn’t fresh also.

  12. Someone says:

    Nuts and unicorns. Is this an innuendo?

  13. One_In_A_Million says:

    Well, now that we know where the unicorns went, where are the dragons?

  14. alyssa says:

    holy crap they sell UNICORNS?!

  15. Brooke says:

    Ohhh yes….
    You just have to be on LSD to see them. *nods wisely*

  16. Krissy says:

    I know that Unicorns are a bit camp, but the fruit and nut aisle, really?

  17. Sam says:

    hmm… that’s odd, usually the unicorns are closer to the lucky charms.

  18. Laura says:

    It’s real. It’s store #146 in Portland Oregon.

    • obamathellama says:

      you even know the store number? wow, i don’t memorize my local TJ’s store number.

  19. mypie4 says:

    I want a unicorn!

  20. NobleHam says:

    Hahahaha, nuts. Get it?

  21. Benjamin says:

    Um yah… the unicorn ate all the dried fruit, nuts, and snacks… so your gona have to cut it open… and take it all out… re-stich the unicorn and sell it to the circus….

    • The One Guy says:

      Cool, that means you get the fruit, nuts, snacks, AND the unicorn for the price of just the unicorn!

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