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Does that mean I’m not going to get any lotion?
Must be Admiral Ackbar’s office
You, sir, are comic gold.
It will cost you your skin to come back!
I like this one!
Learn to count to three.
long as I got a copy of auto trader to look at. Dang, August, I don’t got this one. Aww check this out, ’71 Kuda, plum crazy purple, this guy wants $14,000. WHAAAAA?
It puts the Joe Dirt in the hole!
Will I have to put the lotion on my skin?
It will put lots of lotion on its skin!!
or else it gets the hose again
By the way: nonetheless is one word.
Thank you – you are my hero.
Nonetheless, it is grammatical congruent none the less.
it puts the lotion on it’s skin..
It puts the superfluous apostrophe in its word. And an extra dot at the end of its sentence.
IT’S A TRAP!
Must be on the entrance to my previous employer.
“It put’s the lotion on it’s skin or else it gets the hose again!”
“It puts the Joseph in the hole. Hello? Anybody!”
It’s Joe Dirt, not Joseph…
Since we’re at it, it’s “puts” and “its”. Google is a good resource for quotes if you’re not sure.
Hey Bill, what’s wrong with this door? It isn’t opening.
You didn’t close it did you? Oh, please tell me you didn’t close it.
Well, my mother always told me to close the door behind me.
You fool! Now we’re trapped forever!
*door opens* Pipe down will ya?
*silence* …If I hear you say one thing about poetic justice there will be blood.
JUST GET ON WIT IT GEEZ
The part that I think was meant to be reassuring made it soooo much creepier… Also putting this on the door to my boss’s office, what a chatterbox. 😄
So, we’ll be “Saw” trapped then?
I don’t think you’ll need lotion, you’ll be trapped in a room full of green Jell-o, OH THE HOORRROOORRRR!!!!
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