Talk About a Specialty Store

Funny Signs - Talk About a Specialty Store

Submitted by: Cape Cod via Oddly Specific

Caskets and gravestones are rather expensive these days, but they’re nothing compared to the water bill for a toilet big enough to flush a human being.

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14 Responses to Talk About a Specialty Store

  1. TheCannyScot says:

    They have good prices on granite. Just don’t look at the underside of your countertop.

  2. Astragali says:

    “Caskets and gravestones are rather expensive these days, but they’re nothing compared to the water bill for a toilet big enough to flush a human being.”

    And some of the dignity of the occasion is lost if they have to bring out the plunger.

  3. Luka says:

    I thing they can arrange funeral for your kitchen and/or bath.

  4. Allie says:

    Oh, see, I thought they meant funerals for your kitchen and bath. Like, rest in peace, kitchen, but there’s no way a remodel would save you at this point. You’ll be baking angel food cakes in Heaven now.

  5. Lizard says:

    Hey don’t laugh at this one, I was very sad when my kitchen passed away…I’m still reeling from the loss 😥 …everyday is harder than the last…we’re getting by though, we eat out a lot, some friends bought us a hot plate and a mini fridge…we……we put them in the den… OHHHHH Why kitchen Why?!?!? You were so young…so full of pots and pans, plates and bowls…spices and fresh fruit nestled neatly along your counter tops, beautiful stainless steel appliances shimmering in the glow of your soft fluorescent lighting. Your stove was strong but your oven just couldn’t take it anymore. If only there was something we could have done, maybe a countertopectomy, or a cabinetrefaceoscopy would have given you the strength to go on. We will miss you kitchen, I will never mop another tile floor without thinking of you… 😥

    • Astragali says:

      I’m so sorry for your loss; you have my deepest sympathies. Perhaps one day you’ll find the strength to have a new kitchen in your life, although it will never truly replace your old kitchen in your affections.

  6. BrianWhoIsBrian says:

    So are these funerals held in kitchens or baths or are they for kitchens and baths?

    Don’t dangle your participles in front of me!

  7. M says:

    I thought maybe they were going to capitalize on the dead goldfish market. As for the kitchen part, I have no idea what sort of dead pet goes in the disposal…

  8. Cliff says:

    After a few funerals they’re gonna need to call roto-rooter

    • Seibee says:

      Better yet, call TAPS. Then if the ghost of your dead bath comes back to haunt you it’s two birds with one stone.

  9. CC Mom says:

    I drive by this sign every day and it cracks me up!

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