Found: Gay Dog

Funny Signs - Found: Gay Dog

Submitted by: dunno source via Oddly Specific

Hey, if I had just survived nearly being hit by a car, I’d wanna hump someone too.

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31 Responses to Found: Gay Dog

  1. Bob says:

    No one said it was a same gender dog though. >.>

  2. required says:

    ROFLMAO I laughed till I cried on that one. HA !!!!

  3. junkshop_coyote says:

    Typical parent, breaking up the happy couple. *lol j/k*

    • Hapqy says:

      The last sentence is “Please come get ’em!”

      The owner is supposed to take both dogs.

  4. ybfelix says:

    PDST makes you gay!

  5. Nonamous says:

    Fir… – No I don’t stoop that low. I’ll probably get hounded for even mocking it, but oh well.

    As per my actual contribution:

    Wouldn’t you be happy after surviving a near death experience?

  6. catgal2005 says:

    Is this still up? Because the last time my birthday was a Saturday was 2007

  7. Strange Angel says:

    I’m gonna ignore the fact that humping is actually one way dogs assert dominance in favor of a more juvenile comment:
    So what’s that say about YOUR dog?

  8. TychaBrahe says:

    Actually, “gay” is a real term in dogs. It means a tail held too high. I’m not sure if it means the dog looks too happy (it’s an old term) or if it means the tail doesn’t properly cover the buttocks. Whatever, it’s one of those things judges take off points for in showing.

    • Richyrich says:

      that and the fact that a dog humping another dog does not mean it’s sexually attracted to it, only trying to establish its dominance. It’s the same reason they hump kids – trying to establish their dominance over humans via the apparent weakest first.

  9. Then he’s out of here. Him and his queer dog.

  10. TomCatBklyn says:

    Shouldn’t you mask phone numbers before you post photos? I pity the fool who created the sign.

  11. Tully Wheeler says:

    Lol!

  12. cinderkeys says:

    I’ve heard of dogs having a “gay tail,” as described by TychaBrahe (thank you, James Herriot). I suspect the sign poster really is talking about the dog himself, though.

    Poster needs to chill. He doesn’t say HIS dog is complaining. 😉

  13. Lizard says:

    This was totally a South Park episode, Stan found a gay dog and it ran away to Big Gay Al’s Big Gay Animal Sanctuary and they all went on the Big Gay Boat ride… 😀

  14. Dan says:

    Must’ve been near Dundas and Church . . . Toronto natives will understand what I’m talking about

    • Robina says:

      Big Gay Al’s Big Gay Animal Sanctuary is near Dundas and Church in Toronto? I thought it was in Colorada?

    • tablo says:

      Area code is 778, and seems like there is a Dundas St. in Vancouver too.

  15. wolf says:

    …………….. wow transvestite dog?

  16. John says:

    Nope, not Toronto. 778 is a BC area code. Must be Dundas St. in east Vancouver.

  17. m3sq says:

    The stare on this dog shall now always epitomize gay rape

  18. tablo says:

    This is in Vancouver.

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  20. Andanism says:

    That actually looks like my old dog, exactly…
    He would hump everything if he thought he could.

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