Two Outta Three Ain’t Bad

Funny Signs - Two Outta Three Ain't Bad

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How exactly should we take care of them? Bathe and feed them? Read them bedtime stories? “Take care” of them?

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19 Responses to Two Outta Three Ain’t Bad

  1. rogerrabbit says:

    Wait… I’m supposed to poop in the fireplace so the toilet doesn’t get dirty, because the hippos drink from the toilet…?

  2. Karasu says:

    Are they saying we should do our business in the fire place instead of the toilets?

  3. Seibee says:

    Is that the sea in the background or just a really low cloud?

  4. Stevie-O says:

    This is an incredible coincidence. These are the very words my father gave to me, as his father gave to him. I live my life by them.

  5. Hippo Caretaker says:

    It really isn’t that hard at all, honest, it really isn’t.

  6. Semper Nihil says:

    This is not the first post

    And does this mean you can take your .308 to the beach and have some fun?

  7. Lizard says:

    Is it my toilet I have to keep clean, or the Hippos? Because as curious as I am about what a Hippos toilet might look like, I have zero interest in cleaning it.

  8. TheCannyScot says:

    Sorry, but I refuse to clean the toilet after the hippos have used it.

  9. Corinn says:

    I think “take care of” is supposed to be synonymous with “beware.” Hippos kill more people than lions.

  10. this is not my name says:

    We should feed the hippo there, wash him there, and give him his massage.

  11. Sarge says:

    Good thing that sign was there or I might have lit a hippo on fire, took a dump in the fireplace and used the toilet to cook wieners.

  12. CapnJimmy says:

    Supposed to use the fireplace to keep the toilets sterile to take care of your Hyper-Intensive Personal Projectile Ordinence.

  13. Drew says:

    To further complicate matters. Hippos only poop when they are submerged in water. Involveing a fireplace in Hippo hygene would be quite a feat.

  14. MvG says:

    Too funny! By coincidence, I “took care” of a hippo today by listing a new color-by-numbers hippo birthday card on my Etsy shop. Check it out here: http://bit.ly/bvm55y

  15. kthx says:

    Hippos was not in da contract. Gonna cost you extra.

  16. Andrew says:

    Not to be a spelling nazi, but its spelled ‘Hippies’

  17. Someone says:

    The Beginner’s Guide to Australia in 3 sentences.

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