Submitted by: on a work trip to Tacoma WA, I took this photo via Oddly Specific

I got nothing. Comment on what you think this one means.

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96 Responses to Um…Ok

  1. Mel says:

    A warning to all vampires?

  2. Epiktetus says:

    It’s got to be forklift related.

  3. tert says:

    I think it means the forks on a forklift…

  4. googly says:

    Fork lifts – most people put holes in them. They shouldn’t.

    Bike forks (the thing that holds the wheel)

    Unix – forking causes multi-tasking, a hole will cause your bits to melt.

    Grand Forks – a hole will cause the water to go to China.

    • CK159 says:

      LOL @ thought of some programmer having a sign like that nailed to the wall next to their desk.
      And aren’t “bike forks” called spokes?

      Spoon company – One of many sabotage attempts against the rival fork company where agents would infiltrate the premises and cut holes in the new experimental sporks. Without this sign, the fork company could not take any disciplinary action against a rampaging rogue spy.

    • domerdaver says:

      “And aren’t ‘bike forks’ called spokes?”

      No. The forks are called forks and the spokes are called spokes.

    • nullus says:

      Haha… what a moron.

    • Spoonman says:

      The forks are the bits that hold your wheels on silly!

    • CK159 says:

      Wow, your totally right, I should probably go out more, once that dumb sunlight stops burning me apon contact…

    • jus sayin' says:

      They hold your wheels on silly? Like on a clown bike?

    • haleysname says:

      “forking causes multi-tasking, a hole will cause your bits to melt.”

      hehe, that sounds dirty

    • Professor Bob says:

      Oh, wow, it does!

    • Kooky says:

      I live in grand forks :O

  5. Sane Person says:

    What if the road less traveled is “down” – then I’m screwed.

  6. Windrose says:

    Maybe Forks is the name of the town, and people keep looking for buried treasure. Maybe.

  7. TCS says:

    Forks is a town in Washington State, but that doesn’t help much.

  8. CapnJimmy says:

    Well, I’m willing to bet a farmer got tired of people cutting holes in the fork in the road, or his pitchfork. Trust me, very annoying in either case.

  9. aj says:

    Motorcycle forks? Bicycle Forks?

  10. After pondering the info on this page:

    I gather that cutting holes in lift-truck forks in order to attach a hitch ball for moving trailers is an OSHA safety violation.

  11. steve says:

    I think it’s pertaining to forklifts

    • CK159 says:

      And here I thought it was an anti-religious movement trying to prevent holy objects from interrupting the lucrative fork trade.

  12. stringman says:

    looks industrial, maybe they mean the “forks” on a forklift? Sure, would make them weaker, but why would anybody want to cut holes in them?

  13. sawyer says:

    it might mean the forks on forklifts. i have seen forks with a hole in one fork so the fork lift driver can attach a ball hitch or chain to it.

  14. Jaus says:

    They don’t want anything more than just the space between the tines. No spots in the handles or anything.

  15. Alana says:

    Maybe crazy Twilight fans drive up to Forks, Washington and cut pieces of land out to take home as a souvenir…?

  16. Kami Gekido says:

    When you come to a fork in the road, please actually drive on one of the roads. Don’t make your own.
    Or something.

  17. Seibee says:


  18. Glenn says:

    Maybe at a motorcycle or bike shop?

  19. Snuffles says:

    It’s obvious that this is a cafeteria and people were bringing jeweler’s saws in to mess with the forks. This is sarcasm, don’t yell.

  20. Rodbotic says:

    Yes, it’s off of a rental forklift. it’s my Photo.

  21. TheNoun says:

    Maybe sparklepires don’t like seeing holes in the ground?

  22. Rich says:

    Holy fork!

  23. JC says:

    well obviously it was a big enough problem to make a sign for it.

  24. JamJam says:

    No, clearly they mean Dumbledores pet pheonix, Forks. duh.

  25. slimerdogs says:

    It is for forklifts as the forks are tempered steel and the heat from the torch ruins them and they will bend easily.

  26. aleksa says:

    I live in the Tacoma area. I just want to know where, specifically, this was taken!

  27. Soylent Green says:

    Maybe it means forks from a forklift?

  28. TacoMAnn says:

    Why would you want to?

  29. Filboid Studge says:

    They just left out the period.

    Don’t cut. Holes in forks

    It’s a warning not to cut (whatever) because there are holes in the forks (same risk in using a knife with holes in it).

  30. Semper Nihil says:

    I’m going with the Unix one…

  31. Jii says:

    Gotta do something with holes in spoons I’ve seen in Eastern Europe (old regime times…). Obviously there is no need for holes in forks.

    Please don’t ask me why they made holes in spoons =)

  32. Joe says:

    I think it’s got something to do with forks in the road. But why would people be cutting holes in them?

  33. riku910 says:

    no wut? go FORK yourselves (note; NO MEME WILL START IF YOU SAY IT WILL BE A MEME EX: ”whose responsible this” ended with the meme creator hating his own oh… i mean OWN MEME GOT IT?)

  34. Chloe says:

    As someone who lives in Washington, and sees this problem frequently, I’m gonna say they have problems with the Twi-tards cutting out the part of the map that Forks is on.

  35. Whutsurnaym says:
    Okay, I thought this was a pretty good idea.

  36. wolf says:

    *chews on fork*its not cutting its knawing

  37. Shredster7 says:

    “When you put A hole in your Fork, it becomes a busted Spork. Broken Sporks automatically transform into Foons (Male) or Spifes (Female).

    • Wild Snorlax Appeared says:

      Don’t forget about Knorks. Those Are the ones that are so broken that you can’t tell what gender it is.

  38. silverimages says:

    they doan want no stinkin’ Fork Holes, got it!

  39. Robin says:

    Holy Fork, Batman!

    (My real name actually is Robin btw)

  40. Linds says:

    It definitely means that you can’t bring a miniature chainsaw in and cut holes in their precious forks. Because if you did, it would be pretty hard to eat with a hole in your fork.

  41. BARRYPLOPPER says:

    it means dont cut holes in the forks! duh! i cant make it an simpler.

  42. corkscrewfork says:

    It means that somebody beat me to Forks and cut up everybody trying to kill the psychotic fairies who share the last name ‘Cullen’ and an obsession with getting back at Drac for peeing on their flowers.
    . . . . . . .
    either that, or somebody has a collection of emo forks.

  43. poop says:

    because then we would have a make shift collander? lol. I have no clue…

  44. Angel-Starr says:

    but what if the fork is emo

  45. Etsuko says:

    They must be protecting the vampires, but I’d still try to kill ’em after I saw this sign.

  46. davidian says:

    I can’t respect anything that makes Vampires sparkle in sunlight, Stop being a punk and catch fire, or blow up or something. this is why i hate twilight

  47. IRock says:

    So people can drive without going into ditches.(fork in road)

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