Submitted by: my office via Oddly Specific
Aren’t there better places to steal from?
You’re quite welcome, Walmart.
Posted in the competition’s parking lot?
Damn right you’d better thank me.
After stealing a couple dvds, video games, a ps3, and a tv. Its great to be thanked after stealing XD
Did you know, except for a few of the new releases, at any given time hardly any of the PC games at Walmart have any sort of security tag on them. I know this because…um…a friend told me.
Thanks for the tip. I’m going to… um… tell my friend.
you don’t have to thank them they do it anyway. Believe me I know.
Why would you shoplift when you can save 10% a month shopping?
XD And you’re welcome.
because you can save 100% buy not paying at all?
It’s nice to know that they support my actions.
Yeah you think it is funny to steal but if you do get caught. We do prosecute to the fullest extent of the law.
The operative word here being “if.”
You mean like how you virtually prosecuted that man for legally using a doctor prescribed medical substance? Or prosecuted all black people by telling them to leave? Shame.
Tell me about the first situation, please? Can’t find any info.
A customer used the pa system and made that announcment, not walmart.
Damn. I prefer to shoplift at another Walmart down the road rather than my local one, and what thanks do I get
One time I picked up a cake at my local Walmart. I thought my wife had paid for the cake when she ordered it, so I picked up the cake at the bakery and walked right out the front door. Nobody said a word to me.
However, being the honest fellow I am, once I realized the mistake, I went back and paid for it.
That was just a wee bit embarrassing. It was hard for the guy at the service desk to thank me for my honesty while trying not to laugh.
I’d expect to see this sign at any mom-and-pop store.
This is probably a fake, but I like to imagine it is hanging in the office of the guy who handles shoplifters, in which case, it is a total win.
Wait now they’re thanking me? That’s so kind of them!
Yes it does hang in my office and what shame these people get when they see it!
No, the real shame lies in your choice of employment.
The Walmart in my town moved because its original location was losing too much merchandise (they built it next to projects- what did they think would happen?). The new location wasn’t much better and they eventually had to close. I went there once and a guy asked an employee if their register was open, they said, “No.” so the guy walked out the door with a DVD player. The best part, another employee was right by the door and when they asked him why he didn’t stop/do anything he replied, “It’s my lunch break!”
lol, I hate Walmart anyway.
I never knew they appreciated my theivery!!! I’m so happy :’)
aww who cares any way. Walmart sucks go steal from the mall!!!!
Oh, so THAT’S how to “save money/live better.” I had wondered.
That’s exactly what I thought!
Ah, the old reverse psychology/guilt card. Always works.
Save money. Live better.
uhh anyone think eather: the word NOT is gone or their stuff is broken or crap? a tv was dropped and put on a shelf… *shoplifts all of wall*mart* ” your welcome… anytime!”
really? no one calling ‘shopped? I’m a little ashamed
i can’t believe that no one noticed the pixelation around the end of shoplifting. the sign has been altered from the original which i am guessing should say shopping or shopping here.
wow did yall miss the edit for the word not here this sign is in the fittingroom
(Walking out of walmart with several items under my coat)
Manager: I’m going to have to stop you, sir…
Me: Uh oh…
Manager: And thank you for shoplifting!
Me: …Okay then…(runs away)
I love the “Save money” tagline, so appropriate
Oh well, wrong country. My local never thanks me.
Come back to our store soon. Everyday thre are more things to steal
“Aren’t there better places to steal from?”
Where’s the picture?
yes i sure saved money.
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