Make Me

Funny Signs - Make Me

Submitted by: dunno source via Oddly Specific

Sit down? Feh on you and your common sense and logic in the face of mortal peril!

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15 Responses to Make Me

  1. ilovetwilight says:

    nice but the thing is y would u b standing when shots r fired? thats what i wanna no.

    • Amarinth says:

      I know this is off-topic, however I feel the need to say this. Where in the name of all that is educated did you learn to spell? Also, I find it disheartening that you are a purported Twilight fan. This is just another sign that Twilight is evil and is the harbinger of the Anti-Christ… well, that is, if I believed in the Anti-Christ.
      Please, for the sake of our future, learn to spell properly. Pay attention in school, as I am certain you are a teen-aged girl. It is a safe assumption I am certain.
      Also, investing in a dictionary could not and would not hurt.

    • tina says:

      Chill man, chill. Everything is gona be ok!!

  2. bob_super says:

    n I wanna no were hue lern 2 rite

  3. Someone says:

    Sit down on an imaginary toilet, and let the bowel movement do what it’s best in.

  4. Nyckname says:

    My guess is that’s inside a prison. During a disturbance, first a warning shot, then anyone who is still on their feet five seconds later is a fair target.

    • Lindsey says:

      Makes sense…
      Lindsey Petersen

    • Nellie Bly says:

      I saw that on a documentary about prisons.

      If there’s a fight in the dining hall, a guard on an upper catwalk will fire a warning shot at the ceiling. The premise being that the combatants will continue fighting while those not involved will sit.

      Those who continue fighting will be shot.

  5. Chris says:

    This is in jails/prisons. I remember seeing this sign in Natural Born Killers, which was filmed at a real prison, with real lifers as extras.

  6. MrsRochester says:

    sit down or shots will be fired

  7. Droll not Troll says:

    Hey, I’ll sit down when the shots are poured!

  8. Niq says:

    Did they missed a letter? “sHit down…”?

  9. CapnJimmy says:

    But if I sit down, how shall I catch the bullet in my teeth?

  10. bob says:

    I’ve seen these posted in several prisons, usually they’ll be in the communal areas like mess halls where fights are likely to break out. The guards stationed in the towers have shotguns and designated warning targets into which they can safely shoot them. It’s not so much to keep you from the line of fire as to quickly separate the bystanders from the troublemakers. Usually it will break up the fights just by forcing the prisoners to sit down, but in the cases where it doesn’t they use tear gas to fix the problem. It would take a serious threat to the safety of the guards for them to actually fire on the inmates.

  11. batosai33 says:

    sit when shots are fired because your heads line up better that way.
    wait for it
    wait for it
    MULTIKILL

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