Go Figure

Funny Signs - Go Figure

Submitted by: Las Vegas, NV via Oddly Specific

Can’t argue with that.

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31 Responses to Go Figure

  1. oddly funny says:

    soo, if they dont have it.. its not instock.
    Ok got it !

  2. Zedo Mann says:

    Naughty S… Pa…

  3. Seibee says:

    Unless it’s not in stock.

  4. 44 says:

    Naughty what?

  5. Ashley says:

    every time i drive by that sign, i think the same thing!

  6. SKaReCRoW says:

    I’ve been there!!!

  7. JarrodR says:

    I love that place! They always have the stuff that’s there.

  8. Snookie_Townshend says:

    The store manager has a Master’s degree in Obvious…

  9. TacoMann says:

    Well, I should hope so…

  10. wb says:

    And wherever you go, there you are!

  11. Mune Pettan says:

    It should be noted that this only applies to products that are shaped like themselves.

  12. MWS says:

    Thank you for shopping Tautology-Mart.
    All discounted items reduced.
    Open around the clock unless we’re closed.

  13. zarquon says:

    Vegas resident here. The sign is legit.

    They actually run some pretty funny stuff on that sign every so often.

  14. ega says:

    This made me facepalm. Honestly.

  15. Sarge says:

    Some cash may change hands. Do not be alarmed at the sound of cash register bell. All items composed of solid matter. Free breathable oxygen for every customer while in-store. Store is staffed entirely by human beings. Store opens when doors open. Store shelving is not for sale. Some walking may be required. May contain nuts.

  16. Steven says:

    I love it!

  17. CapnJimmy says:

    Perhaps they meant if it’s in stockINGS they have it? It’s in Las Vegas apprently.

  18. Steph says:

    They change the sign about once a month or so and it’s ALWAYS something funny.

  19. loluz says:

    That same logo is proudly hand-painted on the side of Walker Tire Company here in Austin TX. My first week in Austin I saw it while riding the bus to work and laughed out loud. It’s always fun to laugh to yourself at some inside joke while in public. Here’s the Google street view: http://tinyurl.com/yj88hr7

  20. Zac says:

    Lol, Ive driven past that store many times. Next time we go by Ill see if it still says that. xD

  21. wolf says:

    Bonanza’s .ug. hmmmmm odly placed letters…….JUGS?????

  22. Happy Memories says:

    I used to work there, that sign has been the same for well over 20 years!

    It’s at the corner of Las Vegas Blvd and Sahara Ave, just across from the old Holy Cow Brewery and the Sahara Hotel and Casino. Happy memories from back in the day 🙂

  23. kristi says:

    I’ve been here! It’s right outside the Stratosphere.

  24. Bob says:

    Oh, bad memories – I was stationed out there and got married at a little wedding chapel that would be out of frame to the left of this place. Oh, God – what happens in Vegas followed me home to Tennessee.

  25. blake says:

    HA! This gift shop is literally 5 minutes away from me, they claim to be the biggest in the country.

  26. Mort says:

    I’ve actually been there! 😀
    I bought one of those pens with the beautiful woman, and when you flip it upside down, her clothes disappear 🙂

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