Submitted by: Jerusalem via Oddly Specific
Fairly self-explanatory, don’t you think?
This is an oldie, but still makes me laugh when I see it. It doesn’t mean what you think though. The church in question is a tourist landmark, but still an active church. They put the sign up so tourists wouldn’t interrupt sermons.
Oh…I thought it might be another reference to their “choirboy problem”.
^ Thank you for the proper use of “their”. The sad thing is, I’ve seen so much misuse of their, there and they’re lately that I had to stop for a second and decide if you had used it correctly. It’s a sad a commentary on the “young people” of our society when they misuse words so much that the correct use begins to look wrong.
Look at this! An explanation has already been deleted! http://188.8.131.52/search?q=cache:http%3A%2F%2Foddlyspecific.com%2F2010%2F03%2Ffunny-signs-no-explanations%2F
Scratch that. It was an Internal Server Error wot made it disappear. And I thought we had a new conspiracy…
Yeah, well, but questions are still allowed, right?
Echo, didn’t you read the sign? Please don’t explain !
(for those who didn’t go to Sunday school/Catechism, since God is everywhere, so is its Church)
But this is the internet. God has no place here.
I’m sure there’s a God.net somewhere..
Pastor: On the first day go-
Security: HEY!! *tackles* NO EXPLANATIONS!!!!!!
LOVE Ben’s response above…
Hasn’t that always been the case?
LMFAO Ben made my day
Of course no explanations are allowed, this is a church, a place where they speak of fairy tales and wild imaginings
PS I did it for the lulz
You are right Bob. I should give myself lashings and a few “Hail Mary’s” to atone… at least I would if I weren’t positive any make believe being I came up with could beat their god in arm wrestling.
All hail Batulon, the patron saint of wacking it! With his one strong arm he will send the naysayers to a pit of infinite pain!
“PLEASE don’t explain that my belief system, based on a Jewish zombie who may or may not be his own father MAY NOT BE LOGICAL!”
So they don’t know if he’s the father? Sounds like we need a DNA test. On Maury.
He’s a Russian Reversal Zombie, don’t forget that. YOU eat HIS flesh.
anit that the sad truth!!!!! but there is only 1 explanation 2 the church. god did it. well guess what i really could care less about what the hell he did!!!!!!!
Until I read Echo’s first post I was going to say it was a mis interpretation of “exclaimations”. meaning outburst.
A Pope went to heaven(?) and as a reward was given access to the original texts. He came sobbing out of the sanctum mumbling “It was celebrate! sob…”
I just was the 666th. voter rating this!! XD
Me: Um, Father? Why did Jesus die for us?
Father: I’m not at liberty to discuss that on the premises. *glances at security* Please follow me to my van.
Me: … =/
Me: I wonder why that is…
Guy next to me: Well, you see, it’s all because of-
Security: Hey! Get him! (security tackles him)
Me: Hey, why’d you do that?
Security guy: Well, he was-
Rest of security: Get him! (security tackles him too) Why, you traitor!
Me: Okay then…
101 SWITCHING PROTOCOLS
ON CURCH ENTRANCE
203 NON-AUTHORITATIVE INFORMATION
BEHIND THESE WALLS
303 SEE OTHER
RESOURCE ABOUT EVOLUTION INSIDE
404 NOT FOUND
WE KNOW HE’S GONE
YEAH, OKAY, HE’S DEAD
417 EXPECTATION FAILED
YOU NEED MORE FAITH
502 BAD GATEWAY
YOU NOW WHAT IT MEANS!
503 SERVICE UNAVAILABLE
SOME A*SSH*LE SHAT INTO OUR CONFESSIONAL BOX
No one got this?
1 Corinthians 14:34,35
The women are to keep silent in the churches; for they are not permitted to speak, but are to subject themselves, just as the Law also says. If they want to inquire about something, they should ask their own husbands at home; for it is disgraceful for a woman to speak in the church.
Classic old misogynist verse.
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