No Explanations

No Explanations

Submitted by: Jerusalem via Oddly Specific

Fairly self-explanatory, don’t you think?

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27 Responses to No Explanations

  1. EchoOfTheWolf says:

    This is an oldie, but still makes me laugh when I see it. It doesn’t mean what you think though. The church in question is a tourist landmark, but still an active church. They put the sign up so tourists wouldn’t interrupt sermons.

    • Crotalus says:

      Oh…I thought it might be another reference to their “choirboy problem”.

    • CrossEyed says:

      ^ Thank you for the proper use of “their”. The sad thing is, I’ve seen so much misuse of their, there and they’re lately that I had to stop for a second and decide if you had used it correctly. It’s a sad a commentary on the “young people” of our society when they misuse words so much that the correct use begins to look wrong.

  2. Mark says:

    Scratch that. It was an Internal Server Error wot made it disappear. And I thought we had a new conspiracy…

  3. Peter Brülls says:

    Yeah, well, but questions are still allowed, right?

  4. bob_super says:

    Echo, didn’t you read the sign? Please don’t explain !
    (for those who didn’t go to Sunday school/Catechism, since God is everywhere, so is its Church)

  5. Ben says:

    Pastor: On the first day go-

    Security: HEY!! *tackles* NO EXPLANATIONS!!!!!!

  6. LOVE Ben’s response above…

  7. Nickers says:

    Hasn’t that always been the case?

  8. Atamix says:

    LMFAO Ben made my day

  9. theTwoFacedAngel says:

    Of course no explanations are allowed, this is a church, a place where they speak of fairy tales and wild imaginings

    PS I did it for the lulz

  10. EchoOfTheWolf says:

    You are right Bob. I should give myself lashings and a few “Hail Mary’s” to atone… at least I would if I weren’t positive any make believe being I came up with could beat their god in arm wrestling.

    All hail Batulon, the patron saint of wacking it! With his one strong arm he will send the naysayers to a pit of infinite pain!

  11. lameo says:

    “PLEASE don’t explain that my belief system, based on a Jewish zombie who may or may not be his own father MAY NOT BE LOGICAL!”

  12. ilovetwilight says:

    anit that the sad truth!!!!! but there is only 1 explanation 2 the church. god did it. well guess what i really could care less about what the hell he did!!!!!!!

  13. oldlegodad says:

    Until I read Echo’s first post I was going to say it was a mis interpretation of “exclaimations”. meaning outburst.
    A Pope went to heaven(?) and as a reward was given access to the original texts. He came sobbing out of the sanctum mumbling “It was celebrate! sob…”

  14. BB says:

    I just was the 666th. voter rating this!! XD

  15. CapnJimmy says:

    Me: Um, Father? Why did Jesus die for us?
    Father: I’m not at liberty to discuss that on the premises. *glances at security* Please follow me to my van.
    Me: … =/

  16. coyotekitty says:

    Me: I wonder why that is…
    Guy next to me: Well, you see, it’s all because of-
    Security: Hey! Get him! (security tackles him)
    Me: Hey, why’d you do that?
    Security guy: Well, he was-
    Rest of security: Get him! (security tackles him too) Why, you traitor!
    Me: Okay then…

  17. aphexZero says:

    PLEASE:
    101 SWITCHING PROTOCOLS
    ON CURCH ENTRANCE

    203 NON-AUTHORITATIVE INFORMATION
    BEHIND THESE WALLS

    303 SEE OTHER
    RESOURCE ABOUT EVOLUTION INSIDE

    404 NOT FOUND
    WE KNOW HE’S GONE

    410 GONE
    YEAH, OKAY, HE’S DEAD

    417 EXPECTATION FAILED
    YOU NEED MORE FAITH

    502 BAD GATEWAY
    YOU NOW WHAT IT MEANS!

    503 SERVICE UNAVAILABLE
    SOME A*SSH*LE SHAT INTO OUR CONFESSIONAL BOX

  18. Spud Pecker says:

    No one got this?

    1 Corinthians 14:34,35

    The women are to keep silent in the churches; for they are not permitted to speak, but are to subject themselves, just as the Law also says. If they want to inquire about something, they should ask their own husbands at home; for it is disgraceful for a woman to speak in the church.

    Classic old misogynist verse.

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